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Yucks Poems - Poems about Yucks


Premium Member VOGON SOUPSTERS: Gangsters of Poetry!
...Here, at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Poetrysoup is on the menu! And to save our sacred website, perhaps the world ... We must entertain and enter vague conspicuous contests ......

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Categories: yucks, rude, sometimes, wisdom,
Form: Vogon Poetry
Fuming Felon Flesh
...dark dearth dribbled crunching cloned cripples: hoisted hay forlorn perforating pulpy pawn punctured pills pored gaunt gifts gored nocturnal nature tamed leering lanky lame kaleidoscopic ch......

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Categories: yucks, nature,
Form: Sonnet



Out of Toilet Paper
...silent issues humanity and the hypocrisy of soft tissues openly running out of paper rolls secretly disgrace on humanity's cheeks silently rolls there's a monument on earth to the unk......

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Categories: yucks, abuse, bullying, child abuse,
Form: Verse
Contract Into Catastrophe
...yawning yucks vying salient sin scrunching felon feast fiddling feigning fostered feeling sorrow met laughter twain callous criminals curvy court clutched sumptuous shriek sucked lurching l......

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Categories: yucks, nature,
Form: Sonnet
Yawning Year's Yucks
...rusty year remonstrating saline liquid scrunching mild moans sighing felon fate vying peremptory peers tuning sacred sorrow plotting mild went wild fate feign smile past pulsing bile lus......

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Categories: yucks, nature, new year,
Form: Sonnet



Mystic Madrigal Moaning
...felon fingers fiddling fostering rustic rhythm saucy instrument puking mystic madrigal moaning airy atmosphere seconding pruning pulsing feelings punctured pleasure littered in atmosphere sh......

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Categories: yucks, muse, music,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member It's a Piece of ---
...It's a wrap. Ha-ha-ha I need a nap. Ho-ho-ho Completely zapped. Tee-hee-hee What a pile of --- crepe paper! Ha-ha! I wish you luck. Ha-ha-ha That's it for yucks. Ho-ho-......

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Categories: yucks, giggle, silly, word play,
Form: Rhyme
The Hat
...The hat was quite a stunner With a huge and fancy brim. An older woman tried it on, It seemed like on a whim. The salesgirl was encouraging, Declaring it unique And certainly, the wearer Wou......

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Categories: yucks, clothes,
Form: Rhyme
Summers Everlasting
...Sand in sheets scuffing skin and reminding last nights attire reaks like bonfire a hundred days like this a sea of endless laughs rolling like filmreels infinitely looped fantastic ......

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Categories: yucks, nostalgia
Form: Free verse
Professional Amateur
...I'm real good at excuses, And syntax abuses, But my ultimate excuse, I'm an amateur, what's the use? What do I know from this stuff? I ain't no diamond in the rough, I just put down words tha......

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Categories: yucks, funny, imagination, on writing
Form: Burlesque
Freddy the Fly Takes a Bride
...Freddy the Fly, Now back from the moon, Noticed on his calendar, That it was now June... The wedding month, thought our dear Freddy, But a fly has a short life, So then, before I'm dead, I ......

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Categories: yucks, adventure, angst, funny, husband,
Form: Ballad
Can You Explain This To Me?
...maybe I'm missing some logic here or I'm just not in good tune cause another puzzle hits me you'll hear it all to soon I'm watching TV and, Guiseppe Franco then comes on explaining how this h......

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Categories: yucks, confusion, funny, people, hair,
Form: Burlesque

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