It's a Piece of ---
It's a wrap. Ha-ha-ha
I need a nap. Ho-ho-ho
Completely zapped. Tee-hee-hee
What a pile of --- crepe paper!
Ha-ha!
I wish you luck. Ha-ha-ha
That's it for yucks. Ho-ho-ho
Now it's time to truck. Tee-hee-hee
Hey, man. What the --- flock!
Ho-ho!
From where I sit. Ha-ha-ha
You're a real wit. Ho-ho-ho
Don't ever quit. Tee-hee-hee
That's no --- sweat!
This poem smells. Ha-ha-ha
It rings no bells. Ho-ho-ho
It might as well Tee-hee-hee
Just go to hell! Hardy-har-har
And a nyuk-nyuk-nyk!
January 17, 2019
Entry in the "Would you mind getting your head out
of that filthy gutter contest?"
Sponsor: Mr. Pooling Yer-leg
(tee-hee-hee)
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