Yeuk Poems - Poems about Yeuk

...Nose job nasal piercing; yeuk! more suitable for cattle what a silly moo! Written after I saw a teenager with a large metal ring through her septum. I can understand ear piercing......Read the rest...

...Hey there Avidian who do you think you are? Some rara avis eminently gifted? a New Age prophet with memory that learns and yearns to grow? Ovidian offspring of eminent domain? The yeuk ......Read the rest...

...I have a noisy baby sister she came from mummy’s tummy I wish they’d put her back in there or fit her with a dummy! I have to share my toys with her; she grabs them when I play I’d m......Read the rest...

...(What Susie Did) My sister Susie loved picking her nose To her chagrin her little finger froze It was stuck so far Doc used a crowbar Finger up nose - not a ladylike pose! Our......Read the rest...

...My sister Susie loved picking her nose To her chagrin her little finger froze It was stuck so far Doc used a crowbar Finger up nose - not a ladylike pose! Our Mother, in a fit of P......Read the rest...

...My sister Susie loved picking her nose To her chagrin her little finger froze It was stuck so far Doc used a crowbar Finger up nose - not a ladylike pose! 14TH January 2016......Read the rest...