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Yeuk - You Have Been Warned

My sister Susie loved picking her nose
To her chagrin her little finger froze
It was stuck so far
Doc used a crowbar
Finger up nose - not a ladylike pose!



14TH January 2016

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Rob Bettridge

Date: 1/19/2016 6:12:00 AM

Ok Jan, Here we go again (lol).... I've Started an Updated Version of 'Yeuk' On my page for you to continue adding verses to in a new collaboration between us. Rob.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/19/2016 5:06:00 PM

I've mailed you my verses lol:-) hugs Jan xx

David Fisher

Date: 1/17/2016 9:54:00 AM

Isn't family great whether its fact or fiction. Awesome Limerick, Jan...was her tongue stuck to a metal pole too?

Jan Allison
Date: 1/17/2016 1:11:00 PM

LOL David thankfully it is all down to my imagination... but I do love writing using the limerick form:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 1/16/2016 11:05:00 PM

G'day Jan ... using shock treatment like this will get you everywhere as a poet Jan - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 1/17/2016 1:10:00 PM

Lol Lindsay I have to admit I have a vivid imagination and love to write with humour when I can:-) hugs jan xx

Mindy Clay

Date: 1/16/2016 1:35:00 PM

This was great!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/16/2016 1:36:00 PM

Thanks Mindy just a fun write:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 1/15/2016 7:24:00 AM

- "Not a ladylike" .... no it's true :))) - Best wishes for a beautiful weekend, dear Jan ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 1/15/2016 7:29:00 AM

Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

CayCay Jennings

Date: 1/14/2016 9:44:00 PM

You are so good at these. I bet you sometimes laugh out loud when no one is around because a limerick has come to you. Thanks for the laugh ... CayCay

Jan Allison
Date: 1/15/2016 3:43:00 AM

I thought of this when I was out shopping and saw a young child 'excavating' her nose lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Emile Pinet

Date: 1/14/2016 5:26:00 PM

Thanks Jan, this provided me with a smile that broke into a chuckle. Emile.

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2016 5:35:00 PM

Glad its not for a contest Emile it may be hard for the sponsor to pick a winner lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie

Date: 1/14/2016 4:39:00 PM

let me get this clear....you are so silly dear....the bugger on finger....is a real humdinger....exactly as funny as it should appear....lol

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2016 4:43:00 PM

ha ha ha Eric:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 1/14/2016 3:53:00 PM

Really unsavory below elegant nostril, this was hilarious Jan! You bring us so many smiles!!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2016 4:32:00 PM

Thanks Arthur - it may not be to everyone's taste lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/14/2016 12:52:00 PM

You are so talented at writing these Jan. A sight to imagine! Cheers, Connie

Jan Allison
Date: 1/14/2016 2:24:00 PM

ha ha Connie I am sure some would disagree - I admit you see many things working with children and coupled with my vivid imagination my muse was in full flow lol:-) hugs Jan xx