Wussy Poems - Poems about Wussy

Methinks Muss Elf Akin To a Cold Prickly

...Methinks muss elf akin to a cold prickly...

being analogous to a
limp biscuit viz
wussy wonky willy,
yet back in the day
rolling in hay worm
may at large cavorted
frolicked, and idealized
a...

Categories: wussy, allegory, analogy, angst, business,
Form: Rhyme

The Impatient Tooth Fairy

...Get that tooth out! My husband said.
He’s a wussy; yank it from his head!
The grandchild was shrieking; his name is Jack.
I could not do it, so I held myself back.

My husband came at with him p...

Categories: wussy, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme

Souper Nova

...Now listen, 
you called me a Souper nova missing the pun, 
being clever with words ain’t for everyone, 
you comment mindless and tough
I laugh cus you're a spineless pup
 
do you ever think.. u...

Categories: wussy, slam,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Lotsa Limericks--- Politicians Per Verse

...Our prez is now Donald J Trump
Who has promised to clean out the sump
      Well he's certainly no wussy
      When groping a pussy
What more to expect from a gump?

In charge of the Vice, Mich...

Categories: wussy, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick

Dead Animals Are Everywhere

..."Oh, honey," he cried on the phone,
"It's terrible being alone.
I'm feeling the blues,
and I have some strange news. . . "
He went on and on with a moan.

"I went to the back yard one day,
not...

Categories: wussy, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Name Footles

...A Cat's that's Bullied

Wussy
Pussy ;)


Farm Animals that Enjoy the Classics

Dicken's
Chickens


A Corn Farmer with Turn off Jokes and Turn on Passion

Corny
Horny


A Humorous So...

Categories: wussy,
Form: Footle

World Wide Webs

...Saying why don't you just put a bullit in my 
Brain and set me free you fool worshiping these
Want to be gods fallen from the lost in times stars ?
Make my wussy wet while I think of thee PG 13...
Yo...

Categories: wussy, age,
Form: Free verse

Oh Carol

...It is easy to determine something is wrong.
I get that feeling each time I hear your song.
You admitted that you are but a fool.
You love Carol, but she treats you cruel.
There is a bit of faulty...

Categories: wussy, dedication, funnytime,
Form: Rhyme

Alone and Love

...My name is Alone, come walk with me in a world that very few have seen. A world you may
have seen only in dreams. A world I rule and a world I made. A world untrue and a place
that fades. but it's ...

Categories: wussy, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, world, love,
Form: Prose Poetry

Protecting My Little Baby Sisters.

...There once was an individual known as theKidster.
the Kidster was an immature adult mister. 
The oldest of four younger sisters. 
Got my ass beat many times commin to the aid of my little sisters....

Categories: wussy, sister, teenage,
Form: Rhyme

Romping the Reptile

...Romping on the reptile,
Drives me wild.
Playing hide the lizard,
With you.
Cures me from the blues.
Ascending and descending 
On your dark anaconda
Is a workout
Harder than video’s from
Jane...

Categories: wussy, girlfriend-boyfriend, life, love, science,
Form: Rhyme

Schoolyard (Part 1)

...Sittin in this desk
Already done with my test
I didn't take it up front because I refuse to be teacher's pet
And yet 
I keep glancing at the clock that says eleven-thirty
Man time is dirty
I re...

Categories: wussy, childhood, imaginationclass, class, may,
Form: Rhyme

Hey..Gay!

...They look for a patsy or a dweeb without orientation
Pointing their finger at the little guy
Try to make fun of him and cause much distress
They say:

HEY..GAY!!

And the name sticks around in...

Categories: wussy, allegory, angst, life,
Form: I do not know?