Get that tooth out! My husband said.
He’s a wussy; yank it from his head!
The grandchild was shrieking; his name is Jack.
I could not do it, so I held myself back.
My husband came at with him pliers now.
Oh, sure that will work; the kid had a cow!
The tooth fairy is in no hurry I said to my man.
Back off; you are scaring him. Go eat some bran.
The tooth faerie came by and said, “Come on Frank!’
She was a grouchy, weird crank.
She took out her pliers and gave it a yank.
A Cat's that's Bullied
Wussy
Pussy ;)
Farm Animals that Enjoy the Classics
Dicken's
Chickens
A Corn Farmer with Turn off Jokes and Turn on Passion
Corny
Horny
A Humorous Song
Witty
Ditty
The Fastest "Gun" in the West
Quickie
Dickie ;)
Monica's L's nickname for the President
Billy
Willy
My Belly Dance MODE
Wiggle
Jiggle (Ah...you got to see it! ;)
So...As the story goes...Poor Wussy Pussy hen-pecked by Dicken's Chickens
went to Farmer Corny Horny for help, but he was busy laughing at his witty
ditty about Quickie Dickie and Willy Billy who were staring at my wiggle
jiggle...THE END!
Eileen Manassian
Saying why don't you just put a bullit in my
Brain and set me free you fool worshiping these
Want to be gods fallen from the lost in times stars ?
Make my wussy wet while I think of thee PG 13...
You bomb bearing hitches; attached to your millstone
Speakers snitches running to their golden bird atop
The flower of power; wilting upon the pond
A lily whom couldn't swim; so they attacked Isreal
Amid their last gasp confrontation ? A culmination while
Heaven laughed and Angels smiled at babies continuum in disarray..
Searching for dominence while bouncing within their blood drenched cribs.
It is easy to determine something is wrong.
I get that feeling each time I hear your song.
You admitted that you are but a fool.
You love Carol, but she treats you cruel.
There is a bit of faulty grammar I see.
You should say she “treats you cruelly”.
She hurts you, and she makes you cry.
However, if she leaves you, you will surely die.
Your song became a hit throughout the nation.
Neil, you are not in that bad of a situation.
It is about time you reassessed Carol’s worth.
She is not the only living woman on the earth.
The Marvelettes say, “There’s too many fish in the sea”.
Let go of Carol and get yourself free.
When I hear your lyrics, you sound a bit wussy.
There are plenty of other girls if you want some CENSORED.
Entertainer, songwriter, and recording artist Neil Sedaka has had a fabulous career
spanning over several decades. His fine work continues today.
Romping on the reptile,
Drives me wild.
Playing hide the lizard,
With you.
Cures me from the blues.
Ascending and descending
On your dark anaconda
Is a workout
Harder than video’s from
Jane Fonda.
Slicking your lizard
With my mouth or my cushy
Makes me know
That you’re no wussy
You’re a strong, sexy man
With my wanting tail in your hands
Guiding my tail up and down
Or stroking in and out
Hiding that lizard
Making my body shake, gyrate,
And swivel
Riding and romping the reptile
Certainly drives me wild.
They look for a patsy or a dweeb without orientation
Pointing their finger at the little guy
Try to make fun of him and cause much distress
They say:
HEY..GAY!!
And the name sticks around in your lifetime
Thinking to yourself:
YEAH!! I DESERVE BEING CALLED THAT NAME
BY THE 7 FOOT SIX INCH PREDATORS
It is easy to make sport of the half-pints without size
Put him down a peg would make their ego feel a hell of lot better
Ever since junior high and Senior
I would be called that and any other name in the book
YOU WUSSY!
LITTLE WEINER!
So I have never had "that Pleasure"
Love is more important than just "Grabbing" for kicks and moans
I want my eyes to see more into this life than frills
It is a social condition outside ourselves:
The hungry,the poor,and the needy,
Orphaned children,
Plight of the destitute nations around us
I'm okay to be gay
There is a lot more important issues
around here,any way!!
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