The Impatient Tooth Fairy

Get that tooth out! My husband said. He’s a wussy; yank it from his head! The grandchild was shrieking; his name is Jack. I could not do it, so I held myself back. My husband came at with him pliers now. Oh, sure that will work; the kid had a cow! The tooth fairy is in no hurry I said to my man. Back off; you are scaring him. Go eat some bran. The tooth faerie came by and said, “Come on Frank!’ She was a grouchy, weird crank. She took out her pliers and gave it a yank.