Eileen Manassian Poet Footle

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A Cat's that's Bullied

Wussy
Pussy ;)


Farm Animals that Enjoy the Classics

Dicken's
Chickens


A Corn Farmer with Turn off Jokes and Turn on Passion

Corny
Horny


A Humorous Song

Witty
Ditty


The Fastest "Gun" in the West

Quickie
Dickie ;)


Monica's L's nickname for the President

Billy
Willy


My Belly Dance MODE

Wiggle 
Jiggle (Ah...you got to see it! ;)


So...As the story goes...Poor Wussy Pussy hen-pecked by Dicken's Chickens 
went to Farmer Corny Horny for help, but he was busy laughing at his witty 
ditty about Quickie Dickie and Willy Billy who were staring at my wiggle 
jiggle...THE END!


Eileen Manassian

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Richard Lamoureux April 26, 2020 at 8:10 PM Fun to reread. I chose poem 8 on page 8. Hugs Rick.

Timothy Hicks October 24, 2014 at 6:38 PM You're a hoot... with rhyme to boot! You're on the center stage and the crowd is throwing roses at your feet! (right after of course containing their laughter). Perhaps it's my immature side that is getting the best of me but Quickie Dickie was without a doubt the best footle. Too good... too good. Eileen Manassian October 24, 2014 at 11:09 PM HA A HAHA HA HA HA! I was a naughty one, here, my dear. Don't know what got into me, but...I'm so glad you like it, Timothy. Hope all is well with you! Hugs

Kabuteng P.Ink K. August 20, 2014 at 5:46 AM Also, I really loved how you tied it altogether at the bottom there-- you sure are funny And clever! I loved your series, and that wiggle jiggle, I think many are wondering about that now ;)! Thank you as well for commenting on Obsidian, I actually enjoyed writing that one, I am glad my footles (pooples) made you laugh, especially since I scared you with that other one. Will try to be back later-- gotta go now... hugs back! :) Eileen Manassian August 20, 2014 at 5:49 AM ;) Yea...why is it good to be a fat belly dancer? You shake once...and it just keeps going! ;) Not so much effort. HA HA! Ok, sweetie... See you later! Hugs

Kabuteng P.Ink K. August 20, 2014 at 5:43 AM Hahaha! I think you have a natural flair for this, Eileen! I think yours are all witty, I can't choose right now which one I like best..Sorry I just snuck in real quick now because last night, after I logged out, I can't help Not trying to write footles after seeing Andrea's contest & am so glad there was one spot left right now!!I only got so far as a title before I slept (my first attempts were boogers), whew I got it in, haha...wait, read comments below, you're not entering?! You should've! Kabuteng P.Ink K. August 20, 2014 at 5:50 AM I think I kind of know what you mean (I'm a sillier goose!)-- I was such a contest junky before, and drat, just this month alone, I have entered 2?? Not looking good. But yup, I have been trying to ease off the contest scene myself. I think you would've placed high with Andrea, I hope I'm not wrong, but I think she would've Loved these!! Yours are definitely some of the funnier ones I have read-- ok really going now :) Eileen Manassian August 20, 2014 at 5:45 AM I know...I'm a silly goose. I've got a bit of a contest ban going on at the moment. It might lift soon! My fragile ego and all. Thanks for visiting...AND FOR ENTERING THE CONTEST. Good luck, sweetie! Hugs

Suzanne Delaney August 20, 2014 at 2:27 AM Eileen ....beyond clever....amused me more than once..ROFl Eileen Manassian August 20, 2014 at 2:29 AM Thanks, Suzanne! Didn't enter the contest! I think Andie wouldn't go for...crass! ;) Did you read her blog? I got some up on that too! Humor doesn't come so naturally to me! Had fun practicing though! :)

Anne-Lise Andresen August 19, 2014 at 12:15 PM - Eileen, thanks for you gave me number of smilies ..... Anyway, I love them !!! - (My attempt with a footle turned into a little verse :))) - Good luck in the contest, my friend !! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Dr. Upma A. Sharma August 19, 2014 at 9:06 AM Really funny ones Eileen ! U hv mastered this form my dear !

Richard Lamoureux August 19, 2014 at 8:44 AM Ha ha, what a great twist at the end. These are so much fun Eileen. Eileen Manassian August 20, 2014 at 2:40 AM Thanks, Richard...I've missed you. Where you been hiding?

Paul Callus August 18, 2014 at 4:40 PM Hi Eileen! It's so good to be back meeting friends once again!! I enjoyed my Parisian holiday, but missed you all:) I have lots of catching up to do! I love these Footles; they make for a witty change; I would say that these were neither written early morning nor late evening. // paul Eileen Manassian August 19, 2014 at 12:28 AM PAUL???? No....not early morning nor late evening...you are SO intuitive. WOW! ;) Amazing....you know me well. I'm so glad you are back. I've missed you. Gladder still you had an amazing time. Can't wait till I get my wings to fly. It's been drear...I need to get away. Sending hugs your way.

Justin Bordner August 18, 2014 at 4:15 PM A heart thats wet, quill thrill - very fun and smart my teacher teaser. J.A.B. Eileen Manassian August 19, 2014 at 12:27 AM Quill Thrill...that's your work, Justin! :) Teacher teaser....or teacher preacher! ;) Your call. Thanks for the visit. Always a pleasure for me. Hugs

Tim Smith August 18, 2014 at 1:59 PM A drunk bloke....teeny weenie... Wonderful Eileen...lol Eileen Manassian August 18, 2014 at 2:39 PM Oh dear....TIM!!!! ;) Teeny weenie...dear me dear me! I'm speechless!

Jan Allison August 18, 2014 at 1:35 PM Awesome Eileen am howling here ... remember you can only post 3 for the contest which to choose .... mmmmm As for vulgar -nooooo we nedd humour on soup not depressing writes Hugs Jan xxx Eileen Manassian August 18, 2014 at 1:58 PM ;) It's not for the contest, Hon! Just having me a spot of fun, wot? ;) Love ya!

Casarah Nance August 18, 2014 at 1:04 PM HAHAH Awesome That is perfect, first place poetry! Love it lady! :) Eileen Manassian August 18, 2014 at 1:05 PM :) Thanks, Cas! Go to Andrea's blog. I posted some there! ;) I hope some of these aren't too....vulgar! Oh well....It's supposed to be funny. Thanks! :) It's not for the contest...just trying it out!

J. R. Corbin August 18, 2014 at 1:00 PM Stop! You are killing me with these, lol. Especially Monica. You are sooo bad. ;) Eileen Manassian August 18, 2014 at 2:40 PM No, I'm not! I'm more of a depressed romantic! ;) But I do get bubbly at times! ;) Thanks for the visit! J. R. Corbin August 18, 2014 at 1:34 PM You are kidding of course. I would be very surprised if you didn't win. You have my vote, regardless. ;) Eileen Manassian August 18, 2014 at 1:01 PM HA HA HA HA! Do think they are good enough for the contest? I don't know...Humor isn't my thing.