Funny Writing Poems

Famous pet doctor, James Alfred Wight
Who, at 50 years of age, began to professionally write
Taking "James Herriot" as his pen name
Bought from a goalkeeper at...

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It's easier to love when
the worst case is having a 
funny story to retell at bars.

It makes more sense to believe when
truth left untold will...

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Like a dog digging bone, I hunt stories
Write orgies from words known
With syntax like old men's drone
And metaphors overblown
...

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Watermelon is a hard word 
to try and find a rhyme
And I thought that I could
If I would take the time

So, I've travel far and...

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Love has no rhythm or rhyme. 
It strikes anytime. 
It is like lightning coming from the sky. 
It hits a person straight out of line....

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Seeing the beauty of the morning sunrise,
then seeing the colorful sunset at the end of my day.

Making someone laugh when I go shopping,
seeing their face...

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And even SHOVED I say!
For the love of my life threw me away.
It happened too fast--
Quicker than a flash--
And now, alone in the bed, I...

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I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under...

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The pen is mightier than the sword
The pen is the copyist of every word
Just don’t combine “pen is” as a paper headline once did report
And...

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A desire to die, found myself lazily lie,
Oh—'Without pain,' then why even try?
Hanged dupatta on a fan left running,
It spun, it tore—just threads kept churning.

Asked...

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When Shakespeare was in school learning his grammar, 
under his breath, you could sometimes hear him stammer,
"Who are these fools
who teach you to write by...

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I'm sick and tired of the so-called muses,
especially the one who always chooses
to make it clear that I don't work hard enough,
yet, when I ask...

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What inspires me are the trees that surround me,
how they green in the Spring, how starlings
become leaves in the Winter, and the melodies
of sparrows, bluebirds...

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A limerick-composing old man
Devised a most devious plan.
Rejecting convention,
I fear I must mention,
He fried all his verse in a pan....

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