Humorous Worm Poems

Larva of meal worms are tasty Corn Cob Cobble said.
A meely worm collector who is always well-fed.
I love them he told me, want to give...

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This worm is proud to be green,                  ...

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Of course, all straights are bent
our rotary motion

the further back we travel in
space, the greater the arc
apparent

even our words are subject to gravity

inclined toward earth,...

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By the light of the moon the skeleton danced
He was exuberant, happy, thrilled with his mission
The surrounding shadows hid their eyes
Fearful of his excitement, afraid...

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AMELIORATE.
not a word used in haiku ~
just crossword fodder

The earth worm startled. In panic it moved in its full extension, leaving behind its earthen cloak,...

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In this little rhyme I would like to confirm 
I have personally seen in action Sally slow worm
Doesn't move fast as she goes about her...

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Wally the worm was happy enough,
squirming around in the muddy stuff.
He popped out his head to take a look
and saw he was somewhere near a...

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I had an apple
It had a worm in it
So I diced it up evenly
Added croutons and place him in a salad
Ahh! nothing like a little...

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The Psychedelic Worm . . . 

Right - who has nabbed my magic mushrooms that were growing in the grass
Low and behold soon as I...

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