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Funny Work Poems

These Funny Work poems are examples of Work poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Work Funny poems written by international poets.

Heroics of the day

Oh, hail the champions of the couch potato throne,  
Whose true inspiration is laziness alone!  
From the depths of sloth, great inventions arise,...

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Categories: work, funny, humorous, light,

Lawn Care

The sun is high in the summer sky
And no clouds to be seen
The grass is high neath the summer sky
And growing tall and green
The mower...

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Categories: work, fantasy, funny, garden, humorous,

Work Harder: A Collection of Today’s New Stories

1.)
Gutter bed for a hope held ransom, 
Three bottles opened, 
Drunk reflections of my mirror got me feeling handsome. 
Can’t go a day. 
I can’t...

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Categories: work, absence, age, angst, anxiety,

All in a Day

too soon
this moon

day’s chores
some scores

most not
forgot

deplete
need sleep

morning
warning

disarm
alarm

same old
sixfold

more work
can’t shirk

no fun
undone

work sucks
need bucks...

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Categories: work, funny, money, nonsense, silly,

The Limericks Piled in His Yard

The limericks piled in his yard
Made mowing and maintenance hard.
The blade would get stuck
When nonsense it struck,
The handle from hyperbole jarred.
...

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Categories: work, funny, garden, green, humor,

Eko-Lagos

In Lagos' vibrant mosaic, life abounds,
Multicultural threads, in waters surrounded.
Lovely, funny, and resilient souls reside,
Great leaders emerge, yet hurdles abide.

Morning rush, nighttime chase, ceaseless pace,
Some...

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Categories: work, africa, courage, engagement, fantasy,

BODY WORK

Funny how independence
Can blind lack of choice
The feel of wheels
Silencing the roaring voice

Yellow, plain, drab
But it got me to my destination
Blaring the AM radio
While I...

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Categories: work, car, love,

Woman's Lament

When will it ever end, the working, cleaning, and washing.

Why was I born to be a slave to the working, cleaning, and washing.

One day it...

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Categories: work, feelings, funny, life,

How May I Help You Today?

Good morning, 
Gibbers And Watts how may I help you today? 
Yes Sir I can help you with that.
Have you had any thoughts on how...

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Categories: work, dark, fun, humorous, silly,

An Autumn Tale

Autumn with all the metaphors I can muster
The beauty of the season and it's golden luster
The raking of leaves
And cleaning of eaves
And my annual trip...

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Categories: pain, work,

My Son John

My son, John, was an engaging fellow, who was barely ten years old;
And liked frogs, marbles and playing ball, in luscious, noontime gold.

My son, John,...

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Categories: work, character, color, fantasy, nature,

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

The input of two expected by one
Does not guarantee a job will get done.
It may have them moving on the double...
But often, it only leads...

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Categories: abuse, corruption, work,

My Fellow Poets

Does not matter what they say..
Poetry is easy but it’s not poetry…
Hallmark cliché is not a poem I am afraid..
You can spot a poet.. By...

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Categories: work, appreciation, art, dark, deep,

Chaos and Being

Our entire universe is of chaos
endlessly churning away,
So how the  do you expect us apes
To find meaning each day
While we're burning and learning and...

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Categories: work, age, dark, funny, introspection,

Work

Oh me oh my
I work all the time
I honestly just feel like a tiny fly
In this large world full of crime

I wonder what is my...

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Categories: work, addiction, anxiety, career, drink,