Funny Word Play Poems
These Funny Word Play poems are examples of Word Play poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Word Play Funny poems written by international poets.
Little Miss Muffet
word play, children, fun, nursery rhyme,
Little Miss Muffet loved her curds and whey,
give me a box of cereal with cold milk and I will be on my way....
Mad About Towns
humorous, travel, word play,
When we set out on a road trip
We didn’t stick to the old script
And were gladly amazed
And rarely unfazed
Hitting strange towns though some were skipped
word play, 12th grade, allusion, body,
Pith is pithier than pithy
-it’s not a question of if.
You know atoms are tiny
when you get at ‘em.
Sometimes they’re the point.
Meanings have layers
Just Another Untitled Poem
funny, humor, word play,
There are not many places
where I haven't been
Few cities or countries
I wasn't once in
And you'll likely find
that I'm hardly at home
I'll cite some examples
My Old Boss
word play, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
my old boss
- one of the boys
wrote an omnibus
on the bus
not the best
it was a bust
oh, my old boss
he turned to booze...
A Comparative of Soups
word play, food, fun, funny, poetry,
It's true that pork 'n' beans have
chunks that are winning
And Indian spiced pumpkin
sets your heart spinning
Pho bo's delightful, cod soup's disarming
jjamppong, French lentil --charming
Feelings Not Included
word play, fun, funny, satire, word
I do not mean to hurt your feelings
That is, if you have any, to hurt.
If so I apologize now for any future offenses
As I will...
A Sausage Tale - Not In a Gale
word play, car, children, fantasy, freedom,
Three cocktail sausages jumped out of a tin
Off they went in a Ferrari for a spin
The weather was perfect, the ride a breeze
Everything was going...
Fun Vs Funny
fun, funny, word play,
What is fun is not always funny
What is funny is not always fun
If you're struggling to define them
Gut Health Walks Into a Bar
word play, chocolate, funny, giggle, humor,
GIMME A GLASS OF ROOM TEMPERATURE WATER, FOR STARTERS...WITH A BRIGHT LEMON WEDGE, TO TAKE OFF THE EDGE!
"IN FACT, MAKE THAT A DOUBLE!!"
funny, word play,
I went to school with Gerry Mandering, it changed everything.
John G. Lawless
word play, crazy, funny, humor, rap,
Lately I have been feeling so happy and so rappy.
But whenever I get snappy, I go for a nappy.
Just never make me feel so unhappy...
word play, appreciation, christian, fun, humor,
Learning word meanings is fun indeed
as laughter bursts out from wisdom* seed…
"Her pink pen writes so well
while his dog pen does smell
thanks to Aunt Pen...
Hand Me a Crepe, Myrtle
word play, flower, fun, funny, garden,
As the garden grows…
This one is For Sythia
Rose may not agree
She’s the one who...
funny, husband, word play,
Back during World War 11 -
written on the backs of envelopes
reveals our parent’s were quite, naughty too.
In a roundabout way, saying,“Get ready to screw”-