Funny Word Play Poems

then on the tombly tumbling
down ripples of tummely tim
go little fishes talkering
with a tailywaggy swim

the tombly wimbles windely
through wilds of woolied weed
taking in the wailitudes
wondrously...

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The eating of pie before dinner,
It isn’t on point to get thinner.
It’s best to let go
That tin pan of woe,
And be a calorical winner.
...

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MOON ON A SPOON 

If I could I would 
fetch you the moon 
on a spoon

Oh ? Really ! 
you ballyhoo...

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The art of preparing a roast
Is different from that of a toast.
Don’t cook it too dry,
Nor crusty like pie,
More moist will most boast of the...

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staring at a stereo
in the Serengeti
Sarah getting stir crazy
gotta get out of this ghetto
Sarah saw a
chance and took it
sailed on a sailboat
slowly to Nantucket
thanks wholly
to...

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I was born in the Year of the Rabbit,
which left me with a very nasty habit.
I like to nibble on stuff,
sometimes nice, sometimes rough,
and when...

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A sleuth who thought truth too uncouth
Invented a villain named ‘Ruth’.
Her crimes, though quite quaint,
Compelled him to faint,
Reviving his nerves with vermouth.
...

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Someone asked old Mrs. O'Leary,
"What do you think about string theory?"
She said, "I don't believe in such a thing,
because it doesn't cover everything,
and what it...

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When I lost my heart in San Francisco,
I was advised to go to the Lost and Found at First and Briscoe. 
But to my chagrin,...

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The Abominable Snowman
May try to melt into obscurity,
Yeti remains a glittering star
On the ecological ladder,
After a very, very long climb.

Yes indeed:
Bigfoot is a leg-end 
In...

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My garden plots my demise 
Haunts me like a living soul
The care I give is appreciated, yet expected
Each time I weed takes a toll

When it's...

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Business 
just normal

Busy nurse
with dayful

Buzzy noise
gets headful

Bossy niece
gives earful

Bees knees
surely bestful

Boozy Ness
drinks Lochful

Business
as usual



...

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kreel n krurl 
bone twisting brake
skeletons dancing
beturn o bewake 
beslide n beclunky
on graveyardy mound
skelebones skelefunky
over graveyardy ground




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I would have been here sooner
But I got in a fight with time
And lost you see. 
It wasn't fair.
I slept in a little bit, 
and...

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the werewolf who knitted a cardigan
began because his gran was ill
as she began but became unwell
with winding winding woven wool 

so gran oh gran your...

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