Dear bag of nails
you are driving me crazy
once I thought you sweet
and fruity
now I deplore the way you snore
Love you dearest doggy
but you’re a real eyesore
woof me a kiss
while you piss
on the roses
your big old mutt head
graining
from the flowerbed.
Categories:
woof, poetry,
Form: Free verse
My patient is sure he’s a mutt
I tell him he isn’t a nut
He pants like a dog
And chews on a log
I wish he’d stop sniffing my butt
Categories:
woof, dog,
Form: Limerick
It's hard being a doggie that doesn't woof
Downright difficult and most definitely tough
All the other doggies do it night and day
Why this doggie can't I will try and say
Grew from a pup and never let out a yelp
His owners didn't bother asking for help
Now fully grown no woof can be heard
Certainly won't frighten any man or bird
The owners decided to take him to the vet
Prescribed some doggie tablets I would bet
The tablets prescribed soon left their mark
For this doggie can now happily woof and bark
Categories:
woof, dog,
Form: Rhyme
Bert was in a phone booth
Phoning his girlfriend Ruth
To say their courtship was over
He preferred his dog Rover
For company...struth
Categories:
woof, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
I
life's tapestry:
neat surface - chaos below -
not Chinese needlepoint
II
in - out; on - off
life, death, light, dark, cycles:
universal tapestry
Categories:
woof, age, analogy, international, mystery,
Form: Senryu
Woof
Translated: small package
Four legs, four paws, big jaws,
fancy ears and a long tail.
My dog is from the pound.
What did I expect?
He is six foot at the shoulder,
Reads books, on Saturday nights.
But, sadly he won’t eat generic brand fudge cycles.
Only the best bunny ice-cream will do.
He was tiny really, just a bitty thing.
Slowly, slowly… Overnight! Life became all too real.
We laugh and talk, and it does not matter, now…
I work two jobs to bring home the bacon, and eggs and
chow and a cow, and, but still.
The surprise of my life, was a furry friend,
that gives more than I can.
God loves dogs,
big, and tiny, whiny small,
all.
Categories:
woof, dog, friend, friendship, humorous,
Form: Free verse
i was a
dog with
a cape so i
thought i must
have some sort of
super powers because
why would
i have a cape
placed around my
neck if i were a simple
dog with simple abilities
so it's up to me to figure out
i tried
jumping
as high as
i could but i
wouldn't say i
flew for even i knew
i didn't
so it wasn't
but doesn't the
effort imply that at
least i tried and since
i did isn't that more then
some have
done but i did
try another thing
thinking maybe this is
what what i was meant
to be super at but maybe not
as a
power
but just
take the cape
and run and run un
til i began to pant and
drool at
her feet and
she would pet
the top of my head
and wiggle her toes in
my slobber not bothering
to
shame
me but say
these words to
me scratching my ear
good boy you're such a good
boy
Categories:
woof, muse,
Form: I do not know?
i can smell
your scent
turn your
sign over
from closed
to open
your legs
and let me
come
in your
door
Categories:
woof, muse,
Form: I do not know?
Warp and Woof
Daily experience for most
is a delightful fearful mixture..
We are content to allow the mixture
to serve as undoubted real..
Acceptance of the
warp and woof
is the life we know..
Yet pain and distortion
confusion and doubt
lead some to question..
And in questioning to
discover Reality anew..
Finding:
warp and woof
are most blinding
hiding our inherited light
declaring enforced separation
ensuring captivity remains...
Categories:
woof, anxiety, beautiful, confidence,
Form: Blank verse
An erotic lettuce leaf. Strip. Then consume. Consumption of consummation is quite colourful in a layered green hue. But how often barbarians liberate barbeques with a token. How quite unfortunate for a flame to flambé. But nevertheless horseradish soup is extremely lovely at this time of year. Especially when tied to a tree. Tether well the cantering ones. In canopies. In classes. Fresh glasses are only an option in queue b and queue a often receives free unsolicited junk mail at ten a m. Do not judge a deviant monster of a mobile mob. For adjusted adjudication is best left to apples. In skirts. With very pink lips that bubble. Sitting on a time bomb is not wise. Over a decade. Over a drawing. And how quite entertaining it is to run around and around and around carrying a silver shopping bag with a golden handle. Great. Fantastic isn't it. Staffing steering steeples showing showery showerheads. And an exciting journey for a tiny little dog at the five million acre fun fair. Hahaha and how cutely arranged are the small onions leaping down the highway. Wow. Xxxxx curvaceous carrot creates calligraphy. Xxxxx demoralised Z no p y q today just Z
Categories:
woof, appreciation, , cute,
Form: I do not know?
There once was a dog,
who started a blog,
he reported the news,
with barking reviews,
then toasted success with egg nog.
Categories:
woof, animals,
Form: Limerick
Woof woof, puppy dog,
Have you any fleas?
Yes sir, yes sir,
As many as you please.
One for the black cat
And one for the white,
And one for the bully dog---
To itch all night!
Categories:
woof, children
Form: Light Verse
Darn dogs nexr door
I can't take it anymore
Woof, snarl, panting, bark
Whining, scratching, in the dark
I'm tossin' and turnin'
Ears are burnin'
Someone put a muzzle on those mutts
It's driving me nuts!
Categories:
woof, animals,
Form: Rhyme