Woof Poems - Poems about Woof

When us dogs lie there and stare up at you What do you think they're thinking Are they thinking whatever you say I agree with Because you feed us every day without fail We don't have hands, these paws are useless For opening bags or cans Tried biting the lid off early last month Needed stitches, trouble eating for quite a while What!...

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Dear bag of nails you are driving me crazy once I thought you sweet and fruity now I deplore the way you snore Love you dearest doggy but you’re a real eyesore woof me a kiss while you piss on the roses your big old mutt head graining from the flowerbed....

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My patient is sure he’s a mutt I tell him he isn’t a nut He pants like a dog And chews on a log I wish he’d stop sniffing my butt...

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It's hard being a doggie that doesn't woof Downright difficult and most definitely tough All the other doggies do it night and day Why this doggie can't I will try and say Grew from a pup and never let out a yelp His owners didn't bother asking for help Now fully grown no woof can be heard Certainly...

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Bert was in a phone booth Phoning his girlfriend Ruth To say their courtship was over He preferred his dog Rover For company...struth...

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I life's tapestry: neat surface - chaos below - not Chinese needlepoint II in - out; on - off life, death, light, dark, cycles: universal tapestry...

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Woof Translated: small package Four legs, four paws, big jaws, fancy ears and a long tail. My dog is from the pound. What did I expect? He is six foot at the shoulder, Reads books, on Saturday nights. But, sadly he won’t eat generic brand fudge cycles. Only the best bunny ice-cream will do. He was tiny...

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i was a dog with a cape so i thought i must have some sort of super powers because why would i have a cape placed around my neck if i were a simple dog with simple abilities so it's up to me to figure out i tried jumping as high as i could but i wouldn't say i flew for even i knew i didn't so it wasn't but doesn't the effort imply that at least...

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i can smell your scent turn your sign over from closed to open your legs and let me come in your door...

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A teapot has a wonderful wingspan of over five centimetres but a button for a shirt has incredible wings measuring sixty eight point nine metres. This was sure to upset teapot who rather fancied itself as being the largest wing in the house. Blatant blaring belligerence brings big heads. And a chauvinistic chatting charging caped...

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Warp and Woof Daily experience for most is a delightful fearful mixture.. We are content to allow the mixture to serve as undoubted real.. Acceptance of the warp and woof is the life we know.. Yet pain and distortion confusion and doubt lead some to question.. And in questioning to discover Reality anew.. Finding: warp and woof are most blinding hiding our inherited light declaring enforced separation ensuring captivity remains......

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An erotic lettuce leaf. Strip. Then consume. Consumption of consummation is quite colourful in a layered green hue. But how often barbarians liberate barbeques with a token. How quite unfortunate for a flame to flambé. But nevertheless horseradish soup is extremely lovely at this time of year. Especially when tied to a tree. Tether well...

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There once was a dog, who started a blog, he reported the news, with barking reviews, then toasted success with egg nog....

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Woof woof, puppy dog, Have you any fleas? Yes sir, yes sir, As many as you please. One for the black cat And one for the white, And one for the bully dog--- To itch all night!...

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Darn dogs nexr door I can't take it anymore Woof, snarl, panting, bark Whining, scratching, in the dark I'm tossin' and turnin' Ears are burnin' Someone put a muzzle on those mutts It's driving me nuts!...

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