The Doggie That Didn'T Woof

It's hard being a doggie that doesn't woof Downright difficult and most definitely tough All the other doggies do it night and day Why this doggie can't I will try and say Grew from a pup and never let out a yelp His owners didn't bother asking for help Now fully grown no woof can be heard Certainly won't frighten any man or bird The owners decided to take him to the vet Prescribed some doggie tablets I would bet The tablets prescribed soon left their mark For this doggie can now happily woof and bark