Funny Wolf Poems
These Funny Wolf poems are examples of Wolf poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Wolf Funny poems written by international poets.
The Dyslexic Shepherd Boy
Long ago when fairy tales and fables
Defined that period in time
There's a story seldom told
Of a Dyslexic Shepherd boy
Who guarded the...
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wolf, funny,
Vacuum the MoonSomebody ought to go vacuum the moon
All the space dust is starting to show
Somebody ought to take care of it soon
For the wolves are all...
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wolf, animal, funny, moon, space,
Two WolvesEach of us have two wolves living inside us
One wants to eat burritos
and watch horror movies.
The other wants to walk about
in its underpants all...
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wolf, animal, death, funny, humor,
The Fashion ZebraThe Fashion Zebra
I am a flake.
That is the term for people that do not follow through.
It may not be fair. I have spent...
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wolf, freedom, funny, inspirational, love,
Hour of the WolfHour of the Wolf
It is the middle of the night.
I heard a sound.
Not one really, but a few.
The dogs were barking.
I...
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wolf, abortion, absence, abuse, addiction,
The WolfOne day, a wolf sat,
By a babbling brook,
Awaiting a tasty snack.
He spotted a beaver,
His teeth, they cleaved her
Then by hungry bear, he was attacked;
Now he’s...
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wolf, animal, dog, food, fun,
Ginger Wolf Manhackled ginger snap
...
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wolf, appreciation, dedication, poets,
The WolfOne day a wolf sat,
Awaiting a tasty cat.
Then he spotted a beaver;
His teeth, they cleaved her;
He’s in heaven now…bear attacked!
...
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wolf, animal, fun, funny, humor,
Wolf ManWoke up with a funny taste in my mouth.
Drank all my mouth wash, think I ate a mouse.
Burned out my razor just shaving my face.
It...
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wolf, halloween,
Dragon Meets Wolf Creek PassDragon Meets Wolf Creek Pass
(Inspired by CW McCalls’ song ‘Wolf Creek Pass’)
On a trip to see Dragons’ friend Drag, way out… in Texas…
Crossing the plains,...
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wolf, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
There WolfLate at night I’d sprout some hair and my nose would start to twitch,
My teeth grew long but I didn’t care as I looked forward...
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wolf, funny, me, night, wife,
Wolf ManWoke up with a funny taste in my mouth;
Drank all my mouthwash, think I ate a mouse.
Burned out my razor just shaving my face.
It seems...
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wolf, angst, funny,
' the Wolf and the Fox ... 'A Wolf and A Fox
Roamed A Southern Wood
Most Folks, Who Caught A Glimpse
Said, ‘They’s Up To No Good ! ‘ …
But, Few Brave Enough...
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wolf, adventure, allegory, animals, fantasy,
Wolf In Seep's ClothingFor a moment I lived in fear of the hourglass
It's funny how quickly those feelings can pass
Because now I cant seem to get away from...
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Categories:
wolf, lost love