Wolf Man

Woke up with a funny taste in my mouth; Drank all my mouthwash, think I ate a mouse. Burned out my razor just shaving my face. It seems that I'm shedding all over the place. I'm allergic to silver, the Wolfsbane's in bloom, And I hate it whenever we have a full moon. Can't keep a girlfriend, they don't understand, No walks in the moonlight while I hold their hand. My dog doesn't like me, the cat ran away, And others bemoan one single bad day. For Wolf Man The Beginning Contest by SillyBilly the Kidster

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Stacey Lantz

Date: 3/18/2012 7:48:00 AM

I loved how funny this was, i just read it with my mom at 7 am by the way this is your grand daughter Jenna.

Judy Ball
Date: 3/18/2012 12:22:00 PM

Thanks so much Jenna. Glad you liked it. God Bless, Love, Grandma

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 8/22/2011 3:45:00 PM

Congratulations on the win in the contest of John, Judy

Judy Ball
Date: 8/22/2011 3:57:00 PM

Thank you so much my friend. Glad you liked it. God Bless, JB

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 8/22/2011 3:37:00 PM

Congratulations on your placement in Moses' "Boisterous Comedy" contest Judy. Love, Carol

Judy Ball
Date: 8/22/2011 4:01:00 PM

Thanks so much Carol. glad you liked it. God Bless, JB

Tony Lane

Date: 8/22/2011 10:14:00 AM

Well written and a lot of fun. Tony

Judy Ball
Date: 8/22/2011 2:08:00 PM

Thanks so much Tony. Glad you liked it. God Bless, JB

Nette Onclaud

Date: 8/22/2011 1:10:00 AM

ahooo, you are soo delightfully funny, judy... heaps of cheers for the BIG-TIME win..:) huggs!

Judy Ball
Date: 8/22/2011 1:15:00 AM

Thanks so much Nette. Glad you liked it. God Bless, JB

Joyce Johnson

Date: 8/22/2011 12:31:00 AM

Very funny and Congratulations. Joyce

Judy Ball
Date: 8/22/2011 12:35:00 AM

Thanks so much my friend. Glad you liked it. God Bless, JB

Robert A. Dufresne

Date: 8/21/2011 9:43:00 PM

kept me chucklinng all the way through Judy

Judy Ball
Date: 8/22/2011 12:36:00 AM

Thanks so much Bob. Glad you got a giggle from it. God Bless, JB

David Williams

Date: 8/21/2011 5:09:00 PM

hey judy congrats on your very funny win David

Judy Ball
Date: 8/21/2011 8:11:00 PM

Thanks so much Dave. Glad you enjoyed it. God Bless, JB

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/21/2011 4:20:00 PM

Congrats Judy on your fabulous win with this funny entry so cool luv..enjoy...

Judy Ball
Date: 8/21/2011 4:30:00 PM

Thanks so much Linda. Glad you liked it. God Bless, JB

John Freeman

Date: 8/21/2011 3:57:00 PM

Quit good Judy, hate those morning taste. Smile! Congratulations on your second place. Agape, Moses

Judy Ball
Date: 8/21/2011 4:32:00 PM

Thanks bunches my friend. Glad you liked it. God Bless, JB

Gwendolen Song

Date: 8/21/2011 2:21:00 PM

Hoooooooooooowl!! Equisite piece here, Judy. Congrats on this tragic wolf man's life! Gwendolen

Judy Ball
Date: 8/21/2011 4:42:00 PM

Thanks so much my friend. Glad you like it God Bless, JB

Nancy Jones

Date: 8/21/2011 2:07:00 PM

YAY YAY YAY! I'm so glad for the high placement of this one! Congrats, Judy!

Judy Ball
Date: 8/21/2011 4:47:00 PM

Thyanks so much Nancy. Glad you liked it so much. God Bless, JB

Richard Moriarty

Date: 8/16/2011 11:28:00 AM

I love your poetry, and your sense of humor in it; also I appreciate your comments on my Armadillo poem...in defense of myself I did try to set a trap earlier, he tore it up, these things weigh about 15 to 20 lbs, they are nasty, leprosy carrying creatures that literally destroy a yard...understand your feelings, but.....keep up your writing, I love them

Judy Ball
Date: 8/16/2011 11:34:00 AM

WoW! REALLY?! They Carry LEPROSY?! I never knew that. I just always thought they were cute. Have to admit I know nothing about them though I am an animal and nature lover. Guess I can't blame you for getting rid of them any way you can. Thanks so much for stopping by. Glad you like my poems. Love yours too. God Bless, JB

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 8/15/2011 1:19:00 AM

ha ha! good luck in the contest.... p.d.

Judy Ball
Date: 8/16/2011 11:39:00 AM

Thanks bunches my friend. Glad you like it. God Bless, JB

Nancy Jones

Date: 8/12/2011 10:59:00 PM

hohohohohahaha!!! Rib-ticklin' with a fang!! Write on, Judy :)

Judy Ball
Date: 8/13/2011 5:46:00 AM

Thanks so much Nancy. Glad you got a giggle from it. God Bless, JB

Chiquitachiamaka Baity

Date: 8/12/2011 7:55:00 PM

Witty write Judy, very humorous...best of luck in the contest!!!!

Judy Ball
Date: 8/12/2011 8:11:00 PM

Thanks so much my friend. Glad You liked it. God Bless, JB

Black Eyed Susan

Date: 8/12/2011 3:05:00 PM

ha! good one for the contest! i like your ending that this is typical for him. poor guy!

Judy Ball
Date: 8/12/2011 3:39:00 PM

Thanks so much Susan. Glad you got a giggle from it. God Bless, JB

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 8/12/2011 12:02:00 AM

very humorous write Judy my friend.. this is so cool with the Wolf Man title .. I think I knew a few of them back in the day..oh ah... good luck in the contest luv.. unique piece...

Judy Ball
Date: 8/12/2011 2:03:00 AM

Thanks bunches Linda. Had to come up with something when I found the other one was too long. lol God Bless, JB

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/11/2011 11:56:00 PM

REally clever, Judy!! I glanced at this contest and wondered how to do it. I am seeing many entries about strange looking people. I wonder if we are to write about monsters?? I'll check it out!

Judy Ball
Date: 8/12/2011 3:54:00 AM

Thanks bunches Andrea. Glad you liked it. God Bless, JB

Laura Breidenthal

Date: 8/11/2011 8:54:00 PM

Hilarious! Great write!!! Always, Laura

Judy Ball
Date: 8/11/2011 9:06:00 PM

Thanks bunches Laura. Glad it gave you a giggle. God Bless, JB

Judy Ball

Date: 8/11/2011 7:59:00 PM

Thanksso much Jack. Glad I gave you a giggle. God Bless, JB

Jack Ross Jr.

Date: 8/11/2011 7:48:00 PM

LMAO, I love it, giggles, YIKES stay away from me, terrifc write lovely Lady...with love...old Jack

Judy Ball
Date: 8/11/2011 8:01:00 PM

Thanks so much Jack. Glad I gave you a giggle. Here's another one. I put my first reply to you in the wrong spot and it looks like a reviewed my own poem again. SHEESH!! God Bless my friend. JB