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Wisecracker
Wisecracker Poems - Poems about Wisecracker
he considers himself witty
...if he was half as witty as he thought he would be making millions of dollars as a comic he thinks he is a professional wisecracker a train of witticisms travels out of his mouth hitting anyone an......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
wisecracker,
irony,
Form:
Free verse
The Wisecracker
...The wisecracker is going to cut you down to size before you even know it He knows you but he is not going to always show it Because he is the wisecracker Wiser than wise, not even a fool ......
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Susan Mills
Categories:
wisecracker,
9th grade, addiction, anti
Form:
Free verse
Watching Wrestlemania With a Baptist
...A chokeslam! Goodnight sweet prince Goodnight yawning hippo **** With rice wine coming out your ears Boom boom sticks A wisecracker talking head Histrionics at the bandstand Eliminate......
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Christopher Allen
Categories:
wisecracker,
humor, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Spills and Thrills From Russia 2018
...Beautiful game, crazy game that draws maximum adrenalin From hypnotized, soccer crazy minds Glued to television screens to gobble spills and thrills from Russia with hopes lean Driven to the brink......
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John Sensele
Categories:
wisecracker,
poems,
Form:
Free verse
The Vicious Cycle of Rudeness
...Rudeness at places of work is a terminal cancer That reduces and kills productivity Promoting the dancer Who feels her rudeness proclivity Resembles a godsend in her way of thinking Equating i......
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John Sensele
Categories:
wisecracker,
poems,
Form:
Free verse
The Jester
...Zany insanity, he’s a buffoon from the moon- Quipster and hipster, he’s a complicated pantaloon. Prankster gangster, tactless with madness- Wisecracker and entertainer is he fun, or full of sa......
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Lu Loo
Categories:
wisecracker,
funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Lekker Shaker
...Ha, is Life a joy killer? A sore loser? A penny pincher? A dream wrecker? A home breaker? Or is it a wisecracker? A joker? A safe cracker? A bushwhacker? A hell raiser? A heaven buster? Or maybe, a t......
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Abdul Malik
Categories:
wisecracker,
life,
Form:
Monorhyme
Don'T Be Redundant, Veto the Incumbants
...Money hogs keep wallowing in filthy waste while the common folks suffer, from taxitis...we need a taxectomy!! A Budget magician---mathmetician! A balancing act---A balanced budget. Frugal ......
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Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
wisecracker,
funny, political
Form:
Light Verse