he considers himself witty
...if he was half as witty as he thought
he would be making millions of dollars as a comic
he thinks he is a professional wisecracker
a train of witticisms travels out of his mouth
hitting anyone an...
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Categories:
wisecracker, irony,
Form: Free verse
The Wisecracker
...The wisecracker is going to cut you down to size before you even know it
He knows you but he is not going to always show it
Because he is the wisecracker
Wiser than wise, not even a fool
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Categories:
wisecracker, 9th grade, addiction, anti
Form: Free verse
Watching Wrestlemania With a Baptist
...A chokeslam!
Goodnight sweet prince
Goodnight yawning hippo ****
With rice wine coming out your ears
Boom boom sticks
A wisecracker talking head
Histrionics at the bandstand
Eliminate...
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Categories:
wisecracker, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Spills and Thrills From Russia 2018
...Beautiful game, crazy game that draws maximum adrenalin
From hypnotized, soccer crazy minds
Glued to television screens to gobble spills and thrills from Russia with hopes lean
Driven to the brink...
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Categories:
wisecracker, poems,
Form: Free verse
The Vicious Cycle of Rudeness
...Rudeness at places of work is a terminal cancer
That reduces and kills productivity
Promoting the dancer
Who feels her rudeness proclivity
Resembles a godsend in her way of thinking
Equating i...
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Categories:
wisecracker, poems,
Form: Free verse
The Jester
...Zany insanity,
he’s a buffoon from the moon-
Quipster and hipster,
he’s a complicated pantaloon.
Prankster gangster,
tactless with madness-
Wisecracker and entertainer
is he fun, or full of sa...
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Categories:
wisecracker, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Lekker Shaker
...Ha, is Life a joy killer?
A sore loser? A penny pincher?
A dream wrecker? A home breaker?
Or is it a wisecracker? A joker?
A safe cracker? A bushwhacker?
A hell raiser? A heaven buster?
Or maybe, a t...
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Categories:
wisecracker, life,
Form: Monorhyme
Don'T Be Redundant, Veto the Incumbants
...Money hogs keep wallowing in filthy waste while the common folks suffer, from
taxitis...we need a taxectomy!!
A Budget magician---mathmetician!
A balancing act---A balanced budget.
Frugal ...
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Categories:
wisecracker, funny, political
Form: Light Verse