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Watching Wrestlemania with a Baptist

A chokeslam! Goodnight sweet prince Goodnight yawning hippo **** With rice wine coming out your ears Boom boom sticks A wisecracker talking head Histrionics at the bandstand Eliminated by more than one can shake Hospitalised due to a Finishing move on the concrete The poodle evacuated worldy goods Outside the pizza restaurant You left a cigarette on a bicycle seat To show how gracious you were Your toying entanglements Left chairs being thrown A Scotsman strangled You with his no laughing matter arm Tables, ladders and chairs The human lounge, hairy stool and burger beds Gape and keep a weather eye on For those aha visions and afflatus Our history teacher watched Smackdown He said it's great theatre

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