Wieners Poems - Poems about Wieners

...I Two wiener dogs and their owners so proud Approached each other right there on the green. Then, the hounds commenced at yapping so loud. But that wasn’t the dangdest thing I’d seen. One of......Read the rest...

...non notables same is to same old repeat offenders nothing new back scratch revenues old poets club. canned scriptures wasted words post mortem phrases casket contusions dead dendrites. ol......Read the rest...

...We have a brand new fire pit. The ring is four feet wide. Perfect for a Fall evening! Cast iron and two feet high, a present for hosting warmth. Perfect for family and friends! We have dead......Read the rest...

...What gets me out of my art studio? The urge to urinate, to eat, or to play word games. I am a painter who wants to do nothing else during summer. My husband can testify everything else is second c......Read the rest...

...I always thought that yesterday was just a time of day But now I know that yesterday is just what passed away When wieners from the day before are there to live their lives Like Betty White a......Read the rest...

...A private party I did throw for dignitary friends I served wieners in a can with little toothpick jabs It was Victor who did name me, inside his little lab calling me his Frankenstein, as ......Read the rest...

... Hot dogs, wieners, tube steaks, or any other name, it's the traditional fare sold at any ballgame. This long pink sausage in an elongated soft bun is something that is a treat and a lot ......Read the rest...

...I'm flattered by Nina but need to take her to the cleaners, and splat her inbetweeners with fluid from wieners. Don't mock or beat down Bath when you're Bristolian, you were all conceived in a sea......Read the rest...

...It was supposed to be A simple snowshoe expedition Nothing glamorous or too exciting But the day started out magnificent Gloriously sunny and mild Ideal for newbies and amateurs It felt like a ......Read the rest...

...Trumpelstiltskin is a fairy tale not written by the Brothers Grimm. It’s written every day by Fox and CNN. America hears it every hour and half the nation loves it but the other half hates it.......Read the rest...

... I am going to present a bit of history: It happened a while ago in South Philly. A hot dog vendor ran out of wieners one day. He wasn't able to get a new supply right away. On that ......Read the rest...