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Wieners Poems - Poems about Wieners

Zero, One, or Two

...I

Two wiener dogs and their owners so proud
Approached each other right there on the green.
Then, the hounds commenced at yapping so loud.
But that wasn’t the dangdest thing I’d seen.

One of...

Categories: wieners, dog, math, surreal,
Form: Quatrain

Contest Wieners

...non notables
same is to same old
repeat offenders 
nothing new
back scratch revenues
old poets club.
canned scriptures
wasted words
post mortem phrases
casket contusions
dead dendrites.
ol...

Categories: wieners, abuse, betrayal, confusion, death,
Form: Free verse

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...We have a brand new fire pit.
The ring is four feet wide.
Perfect for a Fall evening!

Cast iron and two feet high,
a present for hosting warmth.
Perfect for family and friends!

We have dead...

Categories: wieners, autumn, family, fire, food,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

What Gets Me Out of My Art Studio

...What gets me out of my art studio?
The urge to urinate, to eat, or to play word games.
I am a painter who wants to do nothing else during summer.
My husband can testify everything else is second c...

Categories: wieners, art, sun,
Form: Personification

Yesterdays Wieners

...I always thought that yesterday
was just a time of day
But now I know that yesterday
is just what passed away

When wieners from the day before
are there to live their lives
Like Betty White a...

Categories: wieners, analogy, appreciation, blessing, celebrity,
Form: Quatrain

The Frankenstein Event

...A private party I did throw for dignitary friends 
I served wieners in a can with little toothpick jabs     
It was Victor who did name me, inside his  little lab 
calling me his Frankenstein, as ...

Categories: wieners, anti bullying, anxiety, corruption,
Form: Rhyme

By Any Other Name

...
Hot dogs, wieners, tube steaks, or any other name,
it's the traditional fare sold at any ballgame.
This long pink sausage in an elongated soft bun
is something that is a treat and a lot ...

Categories: wieners, america, food,
Form: Rhyme

Nina Parmenter, In An Arp Me Tern

...I'm flattered by Nina but need to take her to the cleaners,
and splat her inbetweeners with fluid from wieners.
Don't mock or beat down Bath when you're Bristolian,
you were all conceived in a sea...

Categories: wieners, humorous, rap,
Form: Rhyme

Snowshoe Adventure

...It was supposed to be
A simple snowshoe expedition
Nothing glamorous or too exciting
But the day started out magnificent
Gloriously sunny and mild
Ideal for newbies and amateurs
It felt like a ...

Categories: wieners, adventure, fire, nature, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse

A Modern Fairy Tale: Trumpelstiltskin

...Trumpelstiltskin is a fairy tale
not written by the Brothers Grimm.
It’s written every day by Fox and CNN.

America hears it every hour
and half the nation loves it
but the other half hates it....

Categories: wieners, political,
Form: Blank verse

From Philly To the World

...
I am going to present a bit of history: 
It happened a while ago in South Philly. 
A hot dog vendor ran out of wieners one day. 
He wasn't able to get a new supply right away. 
On that ...

Categories: wieners, food, history,
Form: Rhyme