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Of Donkeys and Elephants, Part V, Zugzwang

Zugzwang

It's psychopathy versus narcissism,
our big decision for twenty-sixteen!
Which pathology is best, or isn’t,
What fell pass led to this dismal ravine?

The Donald, his rich dad’s favorite son.
Wheeler-dealer, Reality TV.
Born on third, it’s not much of a home run.
“This is GREAT! Everyone’s looking at ME!”

Our other choice, with pending indictment,
She's more crooked than a barrel of snakes. 
There’s no end to the Clinton excitement
and pseudo-empathic concern so fake.

Unless each other as VP they choose,
The only good thing is that one must lose!

3/3/16

Premium Member Wheeler Dealer

Boy those wheeler dealers sure work hard
just look at Ed slaving away sorting things.
First he sorts out the electrics and switches
then he turns his attention to the mechanics.

Strips out the callipers and replaces them
a new exhaust is also on the cards.
Back breaking work as he takes off bright work
and then sands it down ready for re-spray.

Off to the paint booth where its masked up,
now first a stabiliser to stop leakage.
Two coats of primer, now finally the colour
a gorgeous chocolate that really pops.

The last job is to change the wheels
back to Porsche originals chocolate coated.
Down to the track where she revs and revs
then like a race horse our Porsche flies.

Mike is well impressed at Ed's hard work
wow it is an eye stopper he cries.
A new owner to be found who will love it  
Mike works his charms and so has a sale.

Yet another classic saved from the scrap heap
Our 928 Porsche is restored like new.
With a growl it eats up the roads
putting a smile on her owner's face

written 12/04/2015

contest PD and Skat's For Women Only


Premium Member Wheeler Dealer

He buys and sells all,
but says no to Satan 'cause
his soul is nailed down.

A Ware Wolf

Dedicated to 12 innocents killed by a gunshooter in West Cumbria.

A killer vindictive staunch, trivial systallic gush.
Violate grumble wish washy starling a virent push.
A Wheeler dealer syncopated steadfast ware wolf,
Gurgitation gusty thorough fare tripudiate brush.
Tirailleur timorous tintinnabulation whiffle tingle.

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