Funny Weather Poems

The sun was bright red and really hot
like a fresh crab I thought I had been caught
my skin was pink meat
blisters from the heat
feeling like...

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I f*cking love the rain.
Storms are even better. 
I love to hear of your canceled plans
As you stand there, getting wetter

 I adore the miserable...

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When will it, stop raining?
Stop the plip and the plop.
When will it, stop raining?
My gardens a bog.
When will it, stop raining?
I’m living in fog.
If it...

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I saw a man walking his hog
It turned out it was just his dog
     It sure did look real
  ...

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I once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...

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The camelia is out
So I pity it...
That bloom won't last the day
There will be hundreds more attempts
Perhaps one will hit the kind of weather it...

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It is hot and not so funny
My sweat is sticky and so runny
Pounds are melting right off me
Uncomfortable as I can be
I know how Frosty...

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Dancing in the rain in the UK 

The water is pouring and pounding down
And I'm dancing no doubt looking insane, 
But I can feel the...

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A storm blew over, brightening
the town with fast, white, lightening. 
Their weatherman was wrong
the “clear skies” were gone.
All in all, it was quite frightening....

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If I could climb on top of a cloud
I’d have the world’s coziest mattress
A cumulus quilt that’s softer than down
And beneath it, a silk sheet...

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While walking I saw a strange dog
I thought he looked like a small hog
It sure did look real
But here is the deal
Hard to tell in...

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Storms and gales are closing in
Heavy rainfall we just can't win
Hail and thunder lightning too
Prediction dire and possibly true.

Weather forecast no big surprise
Take to my...

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Hail, snow, ice cold sleet,
Fur lined wellies,cosy feet.

Wind gusting,like an arctic blast,
Wayward brollies, flying past.

Hot sun shining,ice cone treat,
Sand so hot, burning feet.

All this weather,in...

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(Straight from the horses mouth-Your Local Psychic- Forecaster)
 

Today the sun will appear and you are going to enjoy a jovial 
   ...

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It is now ten minutes past noon,
So, I can wish you a good afternoon,
The clouds are gracefully displaying,
Whatever an artist imagines,
 But my production manager...

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