Christmas Watch Poems

You had best be on your toes the merry grandma said.
The Krampus will get you if you don’t watch out!
We were almost too terrified to...

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There is Christmas mistletoe he thought, not daring to look her way.
His object of affection gave a shy glance that quietly darted away. 
The romantics...

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Santa's reindeer went down with the flu 
He panicked thinking what can I do
So he used all his charm
Borrowed cows from a farm
Not the answer...

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I Lullaby at Dusk

(for Father Johnnie E. Ross)

While today I missed the dawn, 
I refuse to let the dusk pass, too, being
The chance to see...

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In the fog, Rudolph led Santa’s sleigh,
but his Covid mask got in the way.
The red glow of his nose
was concealed. Oh, what woes
when he landed...

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He knows when you've been peeking
When mommy and her boyfriend f--k
You may think you've been a good kid
But I think you're out of luck.

Oh, you...

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Santa Storm Watch

Santa stopped by one winter’s night for cookies
He had something else on his mind
There was apprehension behind those Sparkling eyes
Yet he maintained a...

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Reindeer huff keeping secrets,
as Santa of Christmas rides on mood,
bearing gifts with pure release
through continents of night's sweet dream.
North Pole bells ringing with magic
a sack...

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On his annual flight about the earth,

   Santa continues to expand his girth!

      'Tis due to cookies and...

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We sat down at the kitchen table
Under an overhead light
And talked about my mother
My wife understood
I was the oldest, she said
Don’t wait for the others.

So...

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As I turn on my Plasma TV, right here in front of me.

This is what I find first:

 A Shopping Channel (so rehearsed)

The weather Channel...

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