Humorous War Poems

suddenly aliens appeared 
and asked me to take them to our leader
I took them home… 
…we drank, we smoked, we played music
they left and an...

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My thought was the third world war had begun

   Fireworks plagued our 'hood by the megaton

      I placed...

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fRaGmEnTs
landed HERE
  in time for
the twilight of
  life

…where
percussive villains
perform on
a global stage
as glowing slime
slithers
through one
  mendacious midpoint
  at a time &
earth's...

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Once walked upon this magnificent.great 
innocent earth.
Two sexes:men in slacks and women who 
wore dresses, and lovely skirts.


These couples married and created large,
families.
Worked hard, their...

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The cavalry charged, leading the way
     The infantry advanced, joining the fray

   As for me, I was up to...

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I hear them say,                                          ...

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Sitting on a global seesaw
Play a universal keyboard
Show (don't TELL) discordant sounds

Kneel to Ultimate Disruption
Flood the zone with zoonosis
We've got your mess uncovered

O the weaponized...

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Some say that stars are made
for wishing...myself~open to
all light;

Some say that stars are made for
reaching...such stretch good for
every man;

Often finding myself gazing up~a 
hopeless dreamer,...

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we remain
 at DEFCON 4
no cause for alarm
we continue to monitor
  this situation
very fluid
interesting times
buckle your
  seat belt

Nosydoomas prophesized:
  the Bear goes...

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U.K. Tom picked a nasty grudge fight
About his much over-lauded Marmite
He got testy and bossy
Toward Deb, the kind Aussie
As he envied her fine Vegemite

1/4/22...

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War movies are happening in my husband’s office.
He seems to like them.
I have no idea why.

I turn on my true crime channel.
Looking for a good...

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Those enemy soldiers, they weren’t too well trained
They weren’t gonna take back the ground that we’d gained
But I thought I’d copped it with no shred...

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A great old gal was she                   ...

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Loose Magic

Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose, 
and not your toes. 
Skipping rocks, 
and bubbles in the park. 

Eye contact from across the room, 
notes...

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Spaghetti

The meat, 
the cheese,
the sauce.

The smiles,
the laughs,
the wine.

The music, 
the song, 
the moment... 

The vow of forever!

Then...

You and I, 
and the garlic bread!



A. Foster, Ann...

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