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Those enemy soldiers, they weren’t too well trained
They weren’t gonna take back the ground that we’d gained
But I thought I’d copped it with no shred of doubt
When that hand grenade landed in my dugout
I’m telling you boys, my resolve didn’t crack
I just pulled the pin out and threw it right back
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Laurie Avatar
December 23, 2021 at 4:15 PM
Phew Terry ... your quick thinking saved a clean up and change of clothes - thanks Terry - Lindsay
Flood Avatar
December 24, 2021 at 3:05 AM
Nearly… the sergeant major gave it back and said ‘did you drop this?’ ;-) Terry
Cunningham Avatar
December 23, 2021 at 1:38 PM
Lol. Fingers in the ears. Tom
Flood Avatar
December 23, 2021 at 3:08 PM
Of course, you’d recall the original version that would be considered un-woke nowadays, Tom. What a messed up world we’re in. Have a great Christmas. Terry
Allison Avatar
December 23, 2021 at 12:42 AM
what an explosive ending, you made me giggle thanks Terry:-) hugs Jan xx
Flood Avatar
December 23, 2021 at 3:10 PM
A woke joke from an old classic, Jan. Glad you enjoyed. Terry
Hankins Avatar
December 22, 2021 at 7:00 PM
I'll bet they were sorry they tossed it at you! Terry. Quick thinking saves the day. I probably would have just stopped and stared at it...for a few seconds!
Flood Avatar
December 23, 2021 at 3:11 PM
That’s because I’ve had fifty years to think about it, Milt. Terry
Bauer Avatar
December 22, 2021 at 3:57 PM
ha! good move, terry! very funny...
Flood Avatar
December 22, 2021 at 4:09 PM
An old joke that was probably better, but not ‘woke’ in its original form. Glad you enjoyed this version, Ilene. Terry
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