Nanook Of The North
When not out clubbing
hey-ho the merry oh
at night with the Inuit
I suspect by intuit
an intrepid Inuk named Nanook
a-hunting walrus he would go
with his trusty harpoon
traipsing 'cross the ice and snow
then when paddling afloat he went
in the harsh Arctic environment
to keep out the bitter cold and damp
in the very bottom of his boat
there was a fiery
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Categories:
walrus, animal, death, humorous, imagery,
Form: Rhyme
walrus tusks
Walrus tusks are longer than I thought
Length of a yardstick, new and store bought
Females' tusks are much longer; they serve as teeth
Sharper than a copper dagger in a leather sheaf
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Categories:
walrus, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Tonight's Debate
Tonight’s Debate
Oyez, oyez six pm pacific time don’t be late!
to watch a ninety-minute presidential debate
Biden hyped up on Mountain Dew
vs the walrus who’s Cu cu ca choo
My choice MSNBC the only one I tolerate
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Categories:
walrus, history, humor, political,
Form: Limerick
Walrus Thought
There is no beached whale
though a walrus protecting the sea
Whom will attack anyone
invading his territory.
Capsizing boats or kayaks then
killing many aboard
Causing serious harm and tusks
with dominance they've roared.
Ahh the walrus-stay clear from
If you see one on the shore
Run away without delay
Don't stand there to explore.
Respect them from a distance
at home behind a screen,
Though they are
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Categories:
walrus, animal, sea,
Form: Rhyme
A String Shot Back Like a Walrus Attack
Go
Wherever you want to
There’s nothing I can do
Still I hope
It’s you heading back to me
That’s what I’d like to see
I wouldn’t mind
I wish
I could know
Just what was next
To come
I live
In this fantasy of hope
That things go
Just the way I want them to
If I could be
So blessed they would
And if I
Should let this go
It’d hurt
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Categories:
walrus, care, dedication, dream, fantasy,
Form: Free verse
Walrus
I'll be kissing you
In our canoodlers' canoe
Paddlin' 'round the walrus tank
At the Tacoma Zoo.
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Categories:
walrus, animal, boat, fun, kiss,
Form: Quatrain
Walrus
The Walrus, he is an ugly brute,
Made entirely out of rubber,
Lounging on the shore all day,
Like discarded old whale blubber.
Sea Lion on the other hand,
Is arguably, I think quite cute,
Gliding along the beach at play,
In his slick grey leather suit.
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Categories:
walrus, animal, children, funny, word
Form: Rhyme
Walrus and I
Enlighten me please
why windows are solid
yet transparent
Why the moon shines even as
the sun's rise envelopes
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Categories:
walrus, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Epilogue To Walrus and Carpenter Part Ii
II
So then Lion played on
(though his five iron was gone)
'Cause he had lost it in the 'attack',
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Categories:
walrus, animals, children, funny, sea,
Form: Ballad
Epilogue To Walrus and Carpenter
I
4:forty 4 in the a.m. scene
and I had been awakened by
the strangest of dreams:
of an overdressed Lion,
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Categories:
walrus, animals, children, funny, sea,
Form: Ballad