Epilogue To Walrus and Carpenter Part Ii
II
So then Lion played on
(though his five iron was gone)
'Cause he had lost it in the 'attack',
of a Shark who had come
to play through
for he'd won
all the tourney's on that
Sea Tour to date,
He had just finished his winning
of the Gold Cup
(while grinning),
the most prestigious award in the State,
and although Lion fought
Shark was not to be bought
nor would his will be denied,
So he shot once again - an arrow
(on hole number ten)
Yelling, "FORE"
quite loudly, Shark cried,
Well, the Lion got mad
(thinking Shark now, a cad),
So he took his five club
and threw,
but the Shark simply laughed
and tapped on his Calf
saying (under his breath),
"Screw You"
"You should exit this course
so I can play my friend, Horse,
Stop wasting my time
You Big Fatty!!!"
and he rode
right on by
to the next hole
(with a sigh)
and asked for the putter
from his caddy...
At this Lion said, "Later"
and while looking at Gator,
"Let's go to the clubhouse
for drinks"
and they're still there today
(though they can't really play)
On those phastasical
Sea Worthy Links...
Copyright © Mark Riedel | Year Posted 2006
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