to say i
loved her
biblically
means i
parted
her red
sea but
didn't
need
to
use
a fig
leaf
“Let go your hold
Your hands are cold
And it’s getting old
When I am un-holed
My soul’s been sold
So they can behold
That a marmot’s found gold
Since they think I’ve foretold
And cast a dark spot
Or maybe not
Coz all I got
Is a long shot
See my nerves are shot
Since I don’t know squat
And danger is fraught
If I show what is naught
Yet they still seek
Punx Phil’s mystique
And ask that I speak
But I only squeak
Then they’ll all peek
At my chubby physique
Of which they’ll critique
Plus there’s still six more weeks”
There was a dumb pig from Kauai
Who had a huge stye in his eye
While using a hatchet
He started to scratch it
Now the swine has an eye in his sty!
the joy of a toy
twirly, squishy, bounce, bounce
the toy joy
better than a boy
or a boy toy
or a cat nip toy
shiny, squeaky, bounce pounce
a girls toy
how sweet, a sweet to eat, eat
and what will the poor thing do then
the joy toy
oy
a tribute to a pisher e.e. cummings