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Oink Vey - Limerick

There was a dumb pig from Kauai
Who had a huge stye in his eye
While using a hatchet 
He started to scratch it
Now the swine has an eye in his sty!

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Dr Hitendra Mehta

March 1, 2011 at 10:54 PM

Many congrats Kory on big win in John Hecks contest.Luv & best wishes - Hitendra Mehta

Carol Sunshine Brown

February 28, 2011 at 6:32 AM

Congratulations on your win in John's contest Kory. Love, Carol

Sami Helbaoui

February 28, 2011 at 5:12 AM

Hehehehehe. This was funny! Very big congratulations! Love it a luuuut, Sami

Joe Inka

February 28, 2011 at 1:01 AM

This one will always win. It is a PERFECT limerick in my opinion. one of my favs

Deb Radke

February 27, 2011 at 7:12 PM

Oh, funny indeed -- this is a double, double. I love it, Kory. Congratulations on your first place victory. So well deserved. I hope you read John Heck's blog. If you have not, please do. He wrote very good things about your limerick. Best wishes. Deb

Elaine George

February 27, 2011 at 4:54 PM

The best Limerick I have ever read! Congrat's on your well-deserved first place win, Kory. Elaine

Caryl Muzzey

February 27, 2011 at 11:10 AM

Enjoyed, congrats on you win, great write. Caryl

Kabuteng P.Ink K.

February 27, 2011 at 9:12 AM

haha what a very witty limerick, Kory :) super congrats on your top win :D

John Heck

February 27, 2011 at 6:12 AM

CONGRATS, Kory! Peace always, John

Robert A. Dufresne

February 27, 2011 at 5:47 AM

Maon your no ny hearty congrats to you Kory on your number one!

Andrea Dietrich

February 26, 2011 at 11:59 PM

I sure remember THIS one. One awesome limerick, Kory. Congratulations to you!

Nette Onclaud

February 26, 2011 at 9:25 PM

toppers! my happy cheers to you for the fine win, kory :) huggs, nette

John Freeman

February 26, 2011 at 7:02 PM

Good to see you with a top spot, Kory. Congratulations on your worthy poem's honored first place. Agape, Moses

Debbie Guzzi

February 26, 2011 at 4:59 PM

Go Kory! once again a winner. Light & Love

Sara Kendrick

February 26, 2011 at 4:20 PM

Congratulations on your win...Sara

Joyce Johnson

February 26, 2011 at 3:46 PM

Very funny. Congratulations on your big win. Love, Joyce

Carrie Richards

February 26, 2011 at 2:15 PM

This is one of the best limericks ever!!!! No wonder John laughed and loved it so much!! Congratulations, Kory!!

Kash Poet

February 26, 2011 at 1:53 PM

Nice humour here!Congrats kory on your 1st place win in the contest of John--kashinath

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

February 26, 2011 at 12:54 PM

Sorry meant Congrats Kory.. bear with me luv..having vision problems and sorry about the error in names luv.. congrats Kory my friend..enjoy with luv..