Veterinarian Blues
i'm confused
at that Dooley
one eyed
sphincter
cat
it
has
two
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Categories:
veterinarian, 1st grade,
Form: Diamante
Contrarian Veterinarian
In Encino there's a veterinarian
who is the Valleys rudest contrarian
He'll insult a shy tabby
Greet a pug: Hey there, flabby!
But at home, he's a kind Presbyterian
5/17/22
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Categories:
veterinarian, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Veterinarian
The veterinarian is a busy person
He or she has many patients seen
From dogs to cats and many more
Their days are busy and their eves
Healing sick animals to health
Or putting them to sleep
Dogs and cats they always know
When they are going to the vet
They have a built in radar
To know where they are going
The dogs
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Categories:
veterinarian, animal, health,
Form: Free verse
Run Chicken, Run
Driving a country road quite casually,
A veterinarian never expected to see
A chicken ranch, lush and serene;
But instead of two legs,
All the chickens had three.
When he saw the gate,
He had no will of his own;
After all, in the realm of science,
Chickens with three legs
Were completely unknown.
He drove up to the farm house,
Where he saw
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Categories:
veterinarian, angst, animal, farm, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Country Veterinarian
The old country vet traversed Henry County over hill and dell.
He was a familiar sight in his buggy pulled by his horse, old Nelly Bell!
He served farmers and ranchers for nigh on two generations,
Deliverin' calves, foals and lambs and performin' tricky operations.
He left the comfort of his bed on many a cold and blustery night,
To
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Categories:
veterinarian, animal,
Form: Rhyme