Underpants Poems - Poems about Underpants

... It's moderating, yee haw it's warming a bit Finally it's getting above zero Just a while ago thought 50 was freezing Now it's balmy from a few days ago In comparison temps can feel ......Read the rest...

...So you want to hear a story, first of all there is no morning glory. Your feet touch the floor its cold as ice as is the water, what a surprise. With sleepy eyes you look for your clothes, best thin......Read the rest...

...Have you ever been forgetful When you're busy with a lot on your mind As I do from time to time Or just like me a scatterbrain Like talking on the phone too long And it ends up being a costly ......Read the rest...

...A pale sunlight only partly had dressed the windowpane. The lemons in the kitchen looked like limes. The metal pots and pans did not gleam but were pastel-washed with a dewy lip-gloss. Th......Read the rest...

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......Read the rest...

...Dad I can't believe Your here old man You made it through the rough.. I love your Laugh and chuckle.. For me that is enough. But boy you've had a lifetime And crammed it full of stuff ......Read the rest...

...You’ve reached a certain age when life has set you free You can cock a hoop at protocol; do things that aren't PC You can swim in just your underpants; be a gentleman or lout Speak your mind witho......Read the rest...

...I'm looking for knickers and it's a worry; What'll I do if I'm caught in a hurry? (These days my signals have got a bit blurry.) I've looked in the closet and under the bed. I know that's stran......Read the rest...

...Went shopping for new underpants In the hope I might find some romance Half way to the shop, bumped into a cop Who held up his hand and said, “Stop.” He told me, “The road ahead’s blocked, tur......Read the rest...

...Mystery books have been devoured by preteens since the fifties. I remember graduating from Nancy Drew to Trixie Belden. Or maybe it was the other way around. In eighth grade I discovered Agatha Ch......Read the rest...

...The missus pounded mine posterior... causing percussive rumpus to vibrate like jelly Me experienced quite disruptive sleep (quite early in the morning of November 10th 2022 - no shut eye co......Read the rest...

...Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out... yesterday August 30th, 2022. The following fictitious account predicated upon words spilling out me mouth before taking time to think through......Read the rest...

...THE PROJECTED VERSION OF ME, THE PRINTED IMPRESSION OF YOU!! Beep beep is the sound of the room, when the fantasy turned into a fraction of pain! Fine fine is the voice I heard, to a fr......Read the rest...

...The destiny in a stirred syrup. A two-string one. Condensed, sticky and uncomfortably glued to a cause. A mono in nature. Like a skilled handyman, with a must to-do space. A shared space. ......Read the rest...

...Giant spider playing in this warlock’s game Crawled out of mirror and called out Lady’s name She was askance, fearful and sick. What kind of magic was this trick? The spider gave her an arrogan......Read the rest...