Underpants Poems - Poems about Underpants

..."The clouds parted like the pursed lips of desire". Rains then poured out like held-back tears of anger, shedding emotions from the sky like a recently heartbroken damsel. The raindr......

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...Mangoes, golden and full, their scent~ a whispered promise of mischief. My fingers sticky, my heart pounding. My mother’s eyes—wide, unblinking. “Where did you get these?” Her voice, a blade s......

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...Some people wind up with twisted knickers When they get insulted by nitpickers Words are sticks and stones Causing moans and groans When they hear heckling whispers and snickers Women used to ......

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... A room full of optical illusions Hypnotized Sue, who shared her delusions Screaming ‘I’m the Queen of France’ Clothed only in underpants Revealing her twin buxom pro......

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...AFTER THE PARTY After the party I awoke on a desert island At least I thought so, with the blinding sun And a view of all those swaying palm trees Well, perhaps it was me who was swaying My he......

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... It's moderating, yee haw it's warming a bit Finally it's getting above zero Just a while ago thought 50 was freezing Now it's balmy from a few days ago In comparison temps can feel ......

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...So you want to hear a story, first of all there is no morning glory. Your feet touch the floor its cold as ice as is the water, what a surprise. With sleepy eyes you look for your clothes, best thin......

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...Have you ever been forgetful When you're busy with a lot on your mind As I do from time to time Or just like me a scatterbrain Like talking on the phone too long And it ends up being a costly ......

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...A pale sunlight only partly had dressed the windowpane. The lemons in the kitchen looked like limes. The metal pots and pans did not gleam but were pastel-washed with a dewy lip-gloss. Th......

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...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......

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...Dad I can't believe Your here old man You made it through the rough.. I love your Laugh and chuckle.. For me that is enough. But boy you've had a lifetime And crammed it full of stuff ......

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...You’ve reached a certain age when life has set you free You can cock a hoop at protocol; do things that aren't PC You can swim in just your underpants; be a gentleman or lout Speak your mind witho......

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...I'm looking for knickers and it's a worry; What'll I do if I'm caught in a hurry? (These days my signals have got a bit blurry.) I've looked in the closet and under the bed. I know that's stran......

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...Went shopping for new underpants In the hope I might find some romance Half way to the shop, bumped into a cop Who held up his hand and said, “Stop.” He told me, “The road ahead’s blocked, tur......

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...Mystery books have been devoured by preteens since the fifties. I remember graduating from Nancy Drew to Trixie Belden. Or maybe it was the other way around. In eighth grade I discovered Agatha Ch......

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