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Quote Left Frank Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not Quote Right
Quote Left Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help. Quote Right
Quote Left Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help Quote Right
Quote Left Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust. Quote Right
Quote Left No one is interested in my underpants Quote Right

Member Quotes About Underpants

Quote Left my mum told me to wear clean pair of underpants in case I had an accident, and my dad told me to wear a clean pair of underpants in case I got lucky Quote Right

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