Turnip Poems - Poems about Turnip

...Inevitable death defines afterlife - trois So all I ask, would be inviting, offering, and ushering me to top secret cygnet committee to give this average sized chapped sticky man spinning t......Read More

...The True Gothic Tale Unending of Manifold Monsters Doomed "The biological rarity captivates each freak of nature." -- the Coney Island Sideshow by the Seashore * * * The creep......Read More

... After weeks of vegetarian snacks a part of him was still searching city dumpsters for chewed-over Big Macs. Then in a moment of weakness at the County Fair he purchased one greasy Irish pork......Read More

...In the market, place there are substitutes for diverse foods to be ate Cracker Barrel grits post toastee salmon fish chocolate-covered moose made out of hot dogs and turnip greens and desert frogs a......Read More

... [ to the tune of We’re off to see the Wizard from the musical Wizard of Oz ] If you’ve not had fried gizzard, you’ve never had southern at all. The same i......Read More

...The nematode, only oms And then of course, noms And munches, without, really munching much at all. No teeth. Ah. To move in the mulch. a thicket of touch not really knowing where or, ......Read More

...Spread on the vast farm,dew-drenched grasses as soft as silk, Embrace the bright sun rays, and glow like some gleaming milk! On the frolic colourful flowers, fickle the frivolous butterflies! Ming......Read More

...[Written with much love and bonhomie in response to Milt’s Poem ‘Hearty Poetry Soup’] * Not so long ago in a land called Soup A warlock gathered a talented group These were ......Read More

...For ten months now I’ve brooded over coming second place in the pickle section deeming, it no less than a disgrace. It was written plain and simple, so there can be no excuse, that the pickles in ......Read More

...We're all crazy men.., it's so.. Eat a rotten turnip if you said it would bring any luck. Fall in love at the very first drop of a ... - well you should know.. just goes to show.., if you can ima......Read More

...This is, as indicated, the final THIRD of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in 3 parts. The 1st and 2nd thirds can be accessed, of......Read More

...I generally mean mine mien mental state moost occasions heavily marinated stupor long established as external trait psychologically time tested trooper impossible mission to kickstart sanity dop......Read More

...A is for delicious Apples U is being Unique T is for tasty Turnip U is playing your Ukulele M is for foggy early Mornings N is for Nice Autumn Weather. Happy Autumn Everyone!!! ......Read More

...Liar, liar, pants on fire, hang yourself from a telephone wire. The grass is or is it not, always greener on the other side, if you cannot see eye to eye then disagree because all lies even......Read More

...I love a radish in the springtime! I love a radish in the fall! I take my car and park it, There at the farmer's market, And buy out every radish stall! If there’s kohlrabi, I’ll buy a f......Read More