Turnip Poems - Poems about Turnip

Old sour dour turnip man He ruins as many parties as he can Coming in with a meanness thick Not liking any dances, joys or tricks We see him coming and try to lock the door We do not want to entertain him any more. Old sour dour turnip man Being as irritating and grumpy as he can...

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We're all crazy men.., it's so.. Eat a rotten turnip if you said it would bring any luck. Fall in love at the very first drop of a ... - well you should know.. just goes to show.., if you can imagine that. We're all crazy men, and we all got a fever. You can't save none.....

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I love a radish in the springtime! I love a radish in the fall! I take my car and park it, There at the farmer's market, And buy out every radish stall! If there’s kohlrabi, I’ll buy a few A tasty turnip I will not eschew, But I love a radish when the sun’s up, And even more when it begins to set, But...

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Turnip Greens Yesterday times were hard. In October '29. The mills "cut out" depression came, The economy declined. Stocks fell down and rich men died. Black Tuesday brought disaster. They jumped from windows on that day, Cause money was their master. In the embattled south folks starved, The barefoot masses cried. Men rode the rails in search of work; And honest people died. But in the winter grew...

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A Turnip and a Cabbage are walking down the street. This may seem a might peculiar as they hadn't any feet. Before you judge and criticize, I beg your minds to wander. To take a moment just to see on what the herbage...

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Turnip Pie, why did I purchase you and try to lie? Never once have you said "Goodbye", now you sit here in this pan to cry. I ate you once, but not again, now I sit here to scribe 'bout you with this pen, Turnips I won't try to defend, I like you sauteed with meat at...

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The lowly turnip Earthy, fleshy Roots falling from its eyes Fed to livestock One of God’s root crops Yet deemed untasty By most palates Carrots and potatoes Receive accolades Carrots in orange party dress So crunchy and sweet Fit in the school child’s lunch box Potatoes in russet brown Mashed, fried and frittered Prized alongside McDonalds and Kentucky Fried Do not despair, my friend, Not...

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Mr TURNIP AND Ms AUBERGINE ...

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