Tupperware Poems - Poems about Tupperware

entertaining my self is the thing

...I am currently working simultaneously on twenty-three paintings.
Love being in my art studio, where they are lying all around.
On top of paints, brushes, glitter, glue, scissors, for I am out of ro...

On Our Silver Anniversary: Love Does Not Boast, But It Does Take Notes

...
Twenty-five years 
since we agreed to this and still,
I vow to be there,  
just outside your line of sight,  
as you confidently mispronounce quinoa,
as you decide, again, that the best way 
...

Farewell to 2024

...An American perspective on domestic and world events, in no particular order

SCOTUS rules that Trump’s immune
China flies the spy balloon
Starship booster landing glee
J. Assange is walking fre...

I Dont Talk Human

...She never cleans me
I thought he might break down and do it
Because I have seen him wash up the microwave
And yesterday he rinsed the sink

I am smelly, sticky, and irritated.
There is crusty g...

want my sibling to have the best

...every game was about baby, the theme is pink and gold
the giggles and laughter by women, never get old
the jokes are hilarious, this baby shower is a delight
mom and I will talk about it all throu...

Where Oh! Where

...Here I stare in despair.
  Searching for lid for my Tupperware.

  Containers of all shapes and sizes.
  But not one lid arises.

  OH! You might discover a hidden lid or two.
  But cannot fin...

Kokopelli:Libretto the red strings

...
14 eggs
2 1/2 tsp. of salt
2 1/2 tbsp. of vinegar
8 cloves of garlic
2 korean green peppers
1 redli
4 green peppers
1 1/2 tbsp of sesame seeds
1 cup of soy sauce
4 tablespoons of crown roy...

No More Tupperware Ladies

...I am a frozen bowl lady! A frozen bowl lady!
I will come at your call, to fritz your icies, Said Sadie.
We did not understand at all, not living in mom-at-home-times.
It’s like the Tupperware lady...

Nostalgia

...Remember stuck on 
band-aid brand,
Because band-aid 
is stuck on you?
  Remember when
 the furniture was
Made from wicker 
and bamboo?

  Remember three
 on a bike with
the banana-seat.
 ...

Leftovers

...Here’s an often overlooked fact I’m sure many parents would concede:
The larger a family grows…and extends…the more Tupperware you need!

Yes, there’s an easy way to tell when your family dynamic ...

Pieces

...(a list poem in rhyming couplets)

Pieces of literature there’s so much of
Pieces of artifacts seen that we love

Pieces of good advice given each day
Pieces of rubbish I just throw away

Pie...

Estate Sale

...Advertised as an Estate Sale
Which I took to mean
Not just yard sale discards.

Here are some 
Of the things you could obtain:

Aluminum baking pans
Plastic punch bowl
Four segments of track...

Friendly New Neighbors

...Oh, you are new in the neighborhood!
I will have a party for you! Sheila said.
A Tupperware party. She was the dealer.
Okay, um…..I guess I would have to buy something.
There were only two of us....

When God Was Younger

...When God was younger than today
Before the time of dinosaurs and eggs
There were many things to be invented
It was almost like magic the way He worked

What came first you might imagine
Angels,...

Salesman On the Phone Game

...Salesman on the phone
A game I play well.
Love it too

When my children were toddlers
I merely 
handed them the phone

When they got older 
I started trying to sell the salesman
aluminum si...

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