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Trooper

My chihuahua, Trooper is from the pound
It was him or Super an older hound
Formally known as Chico
I changed his name to Rico
He snarled, and left with a look of dumbfound

The name Trooper sticks he has it his way
Super the old hound comes to mind today
So Trooper and I
Go out for a ride
Super, Trooper, and I

Categories: trooper, humor,
Form: Limerick

Storm Trooper 2

Storm trooper in name, in action party poopers,
pizzas like poops, the perfect pooper-scoopers.  
Enjoying stuffs stale and stiff,
who cares watchdogs' snap and sniff?
Blockbuster busted, bucking up all its bloopers.

Categories: trooper, irony, political,
Form: Limerick

Storm Trooper 1

We are the fuhrer's cross-century storm trooper,
before us anyone except him must stand a stooper.
Storm the Dems in a jiff,
sink the SCIF, then skin Schiff,
sling back tightly locked and cooped Laura Cooper.

Categories: trooper, irony, political,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

The Lost Trooper

He rode the endless desert
As the days ran together in it

At first it was what he needed
But being alone finally exceeded

What he felt being the only law
In the Australian desert cut to the craw

He visited the homesteads occasionally 
And saw Aborigines living their life free

But one day when the heat was unbearable 
Life untenable he

Categories: trooper, anger, endurance, pain,
Form: Ballad

Terry Super Doper Trooper Cooper

God’s Diversity (University) (GDU)

 

God in his (infinite) wisdom…

(Had) Made humanity diverse…

So it (astounding) stands to reason,

Choice is (disperse of) the curse.

 

Taking (that) into consideration.

Differences among the population.

Some very good, others very bad.

The in between, an absolute sensation.

 

Therefore, we (have) inherit(ed) ability to choose.

To select the good or bad to guide our path.

Each

Categories: trooper, humorous,
Form: Blank verse

Swore Like a Trooper

There once was a lass named Hortense
When she spoke she didn't make sense
An interpreter was needed
But the interpreter cheated
Swore like a trooper, made the air blue and intense


© Jack Ellison 2015

Categories: trooper, humorous,
Form: Limerick

The Interview and the Trooper

THE INTERVIEW AND THE TROOPER

I was on my way to apply for a job,
My interview was for 2PM that day,
I wasn’t dressed for the occasion yet,
So I pulled onto the shoulder of the parkway.

My suit was in the rear seat,
So I had to move back there to change,
This way I could look professional,
For the meeting

Categories: trooper, car, funny, jobs, stress,
Form: Rhyme

Be a Trooper

things get ruff
get tough
deal with the stuff
don't be a buff
and run and hide
tho world s wide
and don't be a stuper
BE TROOPER

Categories: trooper, adventure,
Form: Light Verse

Be a Trooper

here['s the deal
kept it real
don't run
you songun
when thing get ruff
be apart of the stuff
don't  jump
or crump
or a crooper
BE A 
TROOPER

Categories: trooper, adventure, devotion,
Form: Light Verse

Be a Trooper

here['s the deal
kept it real
don't run
you songun
when thing get ruff
be apart of the stuff
don't  jump
or crump
or a crooper
BE A 
TROOPER

Categories: trooper, adventure, devotion,
Form: Light Verse