Funny Triolet Poems

Bold girl Paulette went alone to Tokyo from Bordeaux
Wore the local dress to get lost in the crowd
On a calm day wind would surge she...

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Babette

Poor Babette is a hot mess...			
She's a walking fashion disaster,		
Flouncing in her frilly, floral dress.		
Poor Babette is a hot mess...			
But she's not one to stress.			
Strutting...

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If tomorrow does not occur 
The world would be quite a mess.
Some would dart and some would linger
If tomorrow does not occur.
With people rushing hither...

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I bargained for apples at lesser price,
said she with a smile “Take it or leave it!”
“they are so delicious and bigger size!”

I bargained for apple...

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Seagulls talking
what's the matter?
fussy squawking
seagulls talking...
Waddle walking
pavement patter-
Seagulls talking
what's the matter?

Birds discussing
“Took my breadcrumb!”
Angry fussing
birds discussing
seagull cussing
“Hey, I want some!”
birds discussing
“Took my breadcrumb!”...

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We have a teacher
Funny and fairy he is
In class we drink from his head...

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I started a joke because I was bound

to be a comedian! No one laughed -

though one person made a small snorting sound!

I started a joke...

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yall devilish creatures tried to take away my family
My family is my world 
let me take yall 
back in time 
were creatures of my 
land...

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The awful howling wind,
From winter's tempestuous fling.
Spring! Welcome! Greenery
Flowering plants' itinerary,
The beginning of every good whim.

Awe! A rainbow of colors
Along meandering paths with flowers.
Early in...

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My hopes for love lay in collapse.
Age grew, love left ~ then you brought heat.
You came in view with your perhaps.
My hopes for love lay...

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I wrote a poem of despair 
My hearts been tossed up into the air 

She wrote a limerick that was taboo 
She made me laugh...

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Outside the snow is falling
The children are sleighing
Sometimes they start snowballing
Outside the snow is falling
“Dinner is served”, their Mom is calling
The children don’t hear what...

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Women

They can be such a pain in the ****

Never listen unless it suits

Living with them is such a farce

They can be such a pain in...

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Salami, Pastrami; or Provolone,
" Oh , Pepperoni, I Don't Know."
A Cream~Cheese Delight Disaster
Knowing My Mind Has Just Went,
Bubble~Gum. Dog gone it!!!...

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Escape 


Stiff neck won't move this mornin'--"Ouch!"
Must come from sleepin' on the couch.
But why go sleep in that big bed
All by myself (a thought I...

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