Hair-Bear Needs Toffee
Tangled beard
hair-bear needs coffee
needs Taffy toffee
needs snooze then booze,
gets only coffee.
Bare bones bundled in a fat recliner.
He used to read the newspaper
now the Net begets
same old lies though.
Mother Mary
pray for more cheaper dinners.
Followed a cat back home last night;
we were prowling the backyard
the stars were so bright
made my ursine eye-balls tingle.
Late night glass of Jack
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Categories:
toffee, poetry,
Form: Free verse
I Want To Go To Jar Ducks Toffee
I want to go to Jar Ducks Toffee, he said.
I thought he was lisping and he meant the coffee place.
The one I despise, because their coffee twists my bowels up.
After drinking stuff from this place I am in pain.
I cannot go there, I tell him.
I am sorry, I love you, but not that place.
He
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Categories:
toffee, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Prose Poetry
Toffee
There was a caramel smell about her
She tasted rich and gooey
He held on to her warmth throughout his tour
Dreams brought her warm Bambi eyes, and her sweet tasting lips
He woke up smacking his lips more days than not.
Her name was Toffee, and she lived up to it.
He always saw her in that white sun
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Categories:
toffee, woman,
Form: Free verse
Toffee Talk
Time to enjoy star with bucks’ coffee
Along with Toffee
Knocked on the door
Aston was not going to be ignored
“I am a nice treat
Very sweet”
A grand old lady welcomed him in
Having a grin
“Aston, where have you been?”
Trying to be sly
Not really telling any lie
“Fighting to stay in the
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Categories:
toffee, candy, england, fate, football,
Form: Rhyme
The Toffee Maker
A poem l wrote after reading about the Toffee Maker in Cider with Rosie by Laurie Lee.
The Toffee Maker
Lonely forlorn the spinster be
spirit broken, fell to her knee
she prayed to God for companion true
the Blacksmith listened, and then he knew.
'Please send me a man' he heard her say
for passion did float upon his way
for in
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Categories:
toffee, cute love, friendship, happiness,
Form: Rhyme
Toffee
Toffee
Poem
Lionel Derbyshire
Once upon a time
A Cape Town where they live
This windy place where it is cold
His name is Gwynne glee
Her name is Phyllis glow
A little shy was he
To ask on her
Her hand in love
She pride herself
And would not
Listen to his cry
She would not trip
Like biscuit on his catch
Little did she know that
On his
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Categories:
toffee, blessing, boyfriend, cute love,
Form: ABC
The Solution To the Sticky Toffee Pudding Dilemma - For Cecilia
Cecilia has set me a challenge – to order my favourite pud
If I can say sticky toffee pudding it would be oh so good
But I may make another error and it could come out so bad
If I said stiffy cockie pudding again it would make me oh so sad
But a thought has just occurred to
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Categories:
toffee, food, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Toffee Apple Tragedy
A little boy had a big lick
Of a toffee apple on a stick,
His tongue got stuck
When he had a huge suck,
Poor little red-tongued Rick.
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Categories:
toffee, children, funny,
Form: Limerick
Butter Toffee
It makes a very large batch.
And when I finish, there will be
Enough for my family, my friends, and quite possibly
Everyone who lives on our street.
On my tiled kitchen counter
I have gathered..according to the recipe,
The butter, the sugar, the corn syrup,
Nuts and chocolate...all the necessary delectable
Ingredients to make my mother's
Melt-in-the-mouth butter toffee.
I
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Categories:
toffee, family, loss, love, me,
Form: Narrative
Apple Toffee Coffee.
Sitting through this gloomy day
I sit and stare and wait.
My mind begins to wonder still
with whats to come to date.
I sniff the air like a pack of wolves
in search of scent and smell.
My eye's scan round this dismal room
but its only me I tell.
So lets try something new this time
and hope its better yet,
I
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Categories:
toffee, friendship, funny, happiness, imagination,
Form: Rhyme