Toenail Poems - Poems about Toenail

toe nail clipper? she asks. I laugh and scoff. It’ll take a jackhammer to get these nails off. They are thick, gristly, harder than a screw. What about sheep shears? Asks my cousin Lou. She does not have nails like these wretched claws. I change the batteries in both of my chainsaws It has to be done, all my socks have...

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Mrs Toenail Fetish Mrs Toenail Fetish washes her toilet paper after using it. ...

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My big old honking pointed toenail came through my sock today. Making me uncomfortable in lots of uninteresting ways. It is truthfully worrying me a great deal too, The next thing I know there will be a big old honking hole in the tip of my shoe!...

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Injustices, victimization, oppression and other yucky events of diverse varieties, are like toe nail fungus: 1. both alarming and embarrassing 2. who knows where it came from 3. we would appreciate it if it would return from wherever to whatever, as long as it's away from me. My brown-skinned ***** and disabling kids taught me everything I never wanted to know about the chronic sufferings...

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Its Big, Its Hairy Its coming after you It smells like old dairy Its going to crack a fuse It has a secret, I must confess There is no way to stop its awful smell Closer and closer, its coming to town It looks like it came from the core of hell You can see demons, smell them too You can see, its infection...

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