My Big Old Honking Toe Nail

My big old honking pointed toenail came through my sock today.
Making me uncomfortable in lots of uninteresting ways.
It is truthfully worrying me a great deal too,
The next thing I know there will be a big old honking hole in the tip of my shoe!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Kiser Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 5:38 AM
Ooh, perhaps you should wear sandals for awhile, with socks. They don't go with everything but, that toenail could send you through a lot of shoes. Great poem.
Krutsinger Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 7:00 AM
This toenail is so irritating to me today as usual. I thought about clipping it for a couple of hours last night.
Mcferran Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 9:12 PM
Love that line "Making me uncomfortable in lots of uninteresting ways"! ;D So funny!
Krutsinger Avatar
October 3, 2018 at 7:00 AM
Thank you my friend. I am smiling.
Dietrich Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 3:29 PM
cute one. Love the simplicity of this.
Krutsinger Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 7:15 PM
I am a simple woman believe me!
Bauer Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 2:56 PM
ha! made me laugh...
Krutsinger Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 2:58 PM
I am so glad because that is usually my intent with this silly little ditties.
Allison Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 7:24 AM
cut your nail scissors to it lol:-) says she who always end up with holes in my toes at the big toe :-( hugs Jan xx
Krutsinger Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 7:29 AM
I have three pairs of my newest favorite pair of shoes as my big toenails always claw their way out and form a hole each and every time before I realize they are longer than my nose!
Gauthier Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 7:15 AM
Cute limerick feel to this fun poem, Caren.
Krutsinger Avatar
October 2, 2018 at 7:29 AM
Thank you Line. It was an automatic write.
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