Toad Poems - Poems about Toad

there was a young toad named Joad who began life as a mere tadpole one day it is said he ended up dead the protein in a Blue Heron’s casserole ...

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There once was a dumb toad named Blue who went around eating white glue; Horns grew from his head, His body turned red, He said, “I should have eaten stew.”...

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Punctilious conversation Unknown by this generation Suggested by eager administration Hoping to curb dancing gyration Censorship doesn’t work in our nation Where felons are revered in Presidential celebration...

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I could do the dishes But then what would I do tomorrow? Asked toad Frog did not want to distress or alarm him. He listened. I could sweep the junk off the kitchen floor. But you would be bored tomorrow, right? Asked Frog. Toad rolled his eyes at him and said nothing. Frog wondered about this, but dared not ask a question. I...

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Toxic darts unveil, Dominating land is mine Greed is on the line....

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O Lord, 'Tis a decade gone Since thy curse fell upon us. The malnourished children are no more, The poor soil lieth barren. Lord, what hast thou wrought upon our village? Mine only companions be the flies and the toads. Thy shadow resteth beside mine empty grave. I am not wroth with thee, Yet surely have I all the right to be so....

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violent downpour of disorderly toads blab squishy lullaby ...

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The fuzzy toad couple came hopping across the pond I was amazed when I saw the last lily pod they’d been on There were four footprints of high heeled shoes. I was surprised to say the least, now wouldn’t you have been too?...

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Teensy tiny toad totally teeters on a goblet edge In this prissy uppity restaurant! Screamed unappreciative Sedge. The prices are outrageous! This toad is ruining my meal! His blind date thought he was acting like a bit of a heel. He wanted a refund, demanded the chef come their way. His date, who had brought the toad, quickly ran out...

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His newest mouse companion is petite and light on her toes. She has a fragrance that delights up his nose. Her fuzzy pink tail gives him a happy little slice. Bumpy old toad is always falling in love with the mice....

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Witch in Salem, you see, Needs spelling, tee hee, Wizard held another, Toad was his mother, Witchy cast charms, Warts on his arms, Bald was his head, Maidens did dread, Pustules appeared, Grinning, witch feared!...

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There once was a piano that wanted to be Anything other than of white, black keys She loved her parents and her fabulous family But she lacked love for self and her maroon melody She asked the trumpet so shiny and cool What's it like to blow like you The trumpet pause and then he played A few chords of taps...

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The fuzzy toad couple came hopping across the pond I was amazed when I saw the last lily pod they’d been on There were four footprints of high heeled shoes. I was surprised to say the least, now wouldn’t you have been too?...

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A toad sits in mud. He croaks in quiet fashion, Glaring in your soul....

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Mister Toad was relaxing with coffee, His toes were warming up in the sun Autumn cider was brewing He was planning some leaf jumping fun That is Mister Toad someone said with awe. He is an amazing guy, always thinking of others. His singing is wonderful; he can hum lah-dee-dah He is always being fixed up by bachelorette mothers. Mister Toad heard them...

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