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The Toad is Ruining My Meal

Teensy tiny toad totally teeters on a goblet edge In this prissy uppity restaurant! Screamed unappreciative Sedge. The prices are outrageous! This toad is ruining my meal! His blind date thought he was acting like a bit of a heel. He wanted a refund, demanded the chef come their way. His date, who had brought the toad, quickly ran out and away. I guess I am the best gauge of character, the tiny toad said. Yes, she agreed. I love it that you are always here for me, Ned.

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Book: Shattered Sighs