Thunk Poems - Poems about Thunk

... Who would've thunk I'd be thrown a curve Taking pills to relieve my stress The stress of moving, to calm myself down Life's like a long game of chess You make a move and hope for th......Read the rest...

...Drunk, in a funk, a lowly punk, I shrunk from a skunk. It stunk. Away I slunk. I too stunk, I thunk. I took a dunk and sunk. A chunk or hunk of B.S. or bunk? Please debunk.......Read the rest...

...Late last night as I sat and pondered And all my thoughts for hours had wandered I just sat and I thunk Until all my thoughts stunk It looks like another night squandered ......Read the rest...

.... who'd duh thunk the pretty church girl she made sure though her Sunday best ......Read the rest...

... Who would've thunk I'd be thrown a curve Taking pills to relieve my stress The stress of moving, to calm myself down Life's like a long game of chess You make a move and hope for th......Read the rest...

... I used to say the 's-word' even the t-word (turd) But after quite a long thunk I've now come up with -- 'Bunk!' Suddenly I'm the intellectual-type 'cos whenever I have a gr......Read the rest...

...We can find out anything By clicking on our phone And possibilities exist More than the world has known. Deliveries come to our door With anything we need And plenty that we don’t, With sati......Read the rest...

...Since you wanna play riddles and poetry puzzles with me Before we go any further - allow me to bring you up to speed I just got cheated on - not even a month fresh After a terrifying, drug-infused......Read the rest...

...There is a legend of a cowboy down in Texas To whom they give the sobriquet of Pecos Bill. It's said he rooted and he tooted As across the plains he scooted, Stetsoned, jeaned, bowlegged, and boo......Read the rest...

...A spider can scare a lady A mouse can scare one too A snake can scare a homeowner who finds one in his shoe Some kids are scared of dogs others fear a skunk even more than ......Read the rest...

...It rained. A long dead dog got wet. I fell head over heels in love again. I think I died - thought - thunk. Hot coffee revived black no sugar. Walking now on pins and needles same ol same ......Read the rest...

...Gingerbread houses have been pretty of course But this one is amazing, the best I have seen. The red and white peppermint are lovely as Norse The striped candy canes are incredibly clean. I wan......Read the rest...

...The first lesson learned from a Chihuahua was that I must please God at all cost. I had no idea there would be a second lesson. This time the Chihuahua was not talking by barking. The master ......Read the rest...

...My grandma once de-skunked a skunk for reasons I still have not thunk she knew what to do without a pee yew and never the stale air did stunk......Read the rest...

...After I thunk and I thunk and I thunk I thought of something good about skunks They eat grubs which ruin your yard 'Course, the skunks dig your lawn up first Never mind ~ Ki......Read the rest...