Funny Thanksgiving Day Poems
These Funny Thanksgiving Day poems are examples of Thanksgiving Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Thanksgiving Day Funny poems written by international poets.
The Turkey Told Me
thanksgiving day, funny, humor, humorous, thanksgiving,
I asked a turkey how he felt
About Thanksgiving Day
He told me "Gobble, gobble!"
And then hurried on his way
So when I dine tomorrow night
I'll have the...
thanksgiving day, bird, celebration, funny, humorous,
The cry of the turkey's gobble
left me in a cranky nobble
so I could fall sleep
no sound should he peep
stupefied, my head did wobble
Funny Thanksgiving Limerick
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Grandma burns the food and is no cook
She needs to stick to reading a book
Fire covers the turkey
It tastes like beef jerky...
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Knew this fellow named Marvelous Marvin
You'd think though he was constantly starvin'
Always in his kitchen
thanksgiving day, bird, farm, funny, humor,
pilgrim turkeys sensing dread
scurry into an old shed
farmer hear our plea
nest we in a tree
and dear friend we are ill bred.
funny, granddaughter, thanksgiving day,
'Round table we sat that fine day
With turkey all carved on a tray.
She grabbed that drumstick
She wanted to lick!
Our nine-month grandbaby- HOORAY!
November 19, 2022
Kitty Fluffy Thanksgiving Plate
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Kitty Fluffy and her Thanksgiving plate
Invited us to dine, yelling “Don’t be late!”
Kitty was welcoming, her plate was absurd.
We are having a twenty pound turkey,...
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Family and friends ...
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I sat on the vine way up high
What a beautiful day I sigh
Soon came Farmer’s wife
With a carving knife
Now I’m a spicy pumpkin pie...
thanksgiving day, Lullaby, miss you, parody,
Ingredients are a funny thing.
Timing is probably more important.
But it is hard to say really.
I cooked all day, but…
I wanted it...
The Cat Or the Mouse
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The Cat or the Mouse
Where’s the …?
The kids are here,
Why don’t they call?
Give us a little warning.
We can not party...
'god Blessed Us'- Thanks
god, thanksgiving day,
How thankful can one woman really be? Is there a limit to how deep gratitude flows- a way to measure how much love I hold...
Ode To the Turkey
Oh thee! Of feathered frock
Bird of paradise – thee are not
For you wobble when you walk
And gobble – gobble - while you talk
Oh thee! ...
death, thanksgiving day,
That muffled sound you hear is Susie.
She’s still talking. What a doozie!
At her appointed time to die,
her mouth refused, and that’s no lie.
Thanksgiving Day Buffet
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We tried something different this year
A Thanksgiving day buffet
I really like the leftovers though
So I lined my pockets with cellophane
To justify my actions
As I stood...