Funny Thanksgiving Day Poems
These Funny Thanksgiving Day poems are examples of Thanksgiving Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Thanksgiving Day Funny poems written by international poets.
The Turkey Told MeI asked a turkey how he felt
About Thanksgiving Day
He told me "Gobble, gobble!"
And then hurried on his way
So when I dine tomorrow night
I'll have the...
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thanksgiving day, funny, humor, humorous, thanksgiving,
Nobble WobbleThe cry of the turkey's gobble
left me in a cranky nobble
so I could fall sleep
no sound should he peep
stupefied, my head did wobble
armed with...
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thanksgiving day, bird, celebration, funny, humorous,
Funny Thanksgiving LimerickGrandma burns the food and is no cook
She needs to stick to reading a book
Fire covers the turkey
It tastes like beef jerky...
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thanksgiving day, family, food, friend, fun,
Marvelous MarvinKnew this fellow named Marvelous Marvin
You'd think though he was constantly starvin'
Always in his kitchen
...
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thanksgiving day, bird, food, funny, thanksgiving
Talking Turkey
pilgrim turkeys sensing dread
scurry into an old shed
farmer hear our plea
nest we in a tree
and dear friend we are ill bred.
...
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thanksgiving day, bird, farm, funny, humor,
Thanksgiving 1995
'Round table we sat that fine day
With turkey all carved on a tray.
She grabbed that drumstick
She wanted to lick!
Our nine-month grandbaby- HOORAY!
November 19, 2022
~3rd Place~
Contest:...
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funny, granddaughter, thanksgiving day,
Kitty Fluffy Thanksgiving PlateKitty Fluffy and her Thanksgiving plate
Invited us to dine, yelling “Don’t be late!”
Kitty was welcoming, her plate was absurd.
We are having a twenty pound turkey,...
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cat, thanksgiving, thanksgiving day,
Thanksgiving DayFamily and friends ...
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thanksgiving day, blessing, family, food, friend,
DaymareI sat on the vine way up high
What a beautiful day I sigh
Soon came Farmer’s wife
With a carving knife
Now I’m a spicy pumpkin pie...
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thanksgiving day, christmas, fun, funny, holiday,
One MoreOne More
Ingredients are a funny thing.
Timing is probably more important.
But it is hard to say really.
I cooked all day, but…
I wanted it...
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thanksgiving day, Lullaby, miss you, parody,
The Cat Or the MouseThe Cat or the Mouse
Oh no…
Where’s the …?
The kids are here,
unexpectedly.
Why don’t they call?
Give us a little warning.
We can not party...
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thanksgiving day, celebration, giggle, happy, hero,
'god Blessed Us'- ThanksHow thankful can one woman really be? Is there a limit to how deep gratitude flows- a way to measure how much love I hold...
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god, thanksgiving day,
Ode To the TurkeyOh thee! Of feathered frock
Bird of paradise – thee are not
For you wobble when you walk
And gobble – gobble - while you talk
Oh thee! ...
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thanksgiving day,
Susie's EpitaphThat muffled sound you hear is Susie.
She’s still talking. What a doozie!
At her appointed time to die,
her mouth refused, and that’s no lie.
September 13,...
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death, thanksgiving day,
Thanksgiving Day BuffetWe tried something different this year
A Thanksgiving day buffet
I really like the leftovers though
So I lined my pockets with cellophane
To justify my actions
As I stood...
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thanksgiving day, funny, humor,