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Funny Thanks Poems

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Thanks, Sorry, I Love You - Thirty-nine Minutes

I accepted the sentence, handed down by the judge,
got thirty-nine minutes to live; he wouldn't budge.
I should read more carefully, but I understand,
just one line...

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Categories: thanks, death, i love you,

Thanks Dad

I appreciate, more than grieve, you.
If I have a regret,
it's that I didn't convey my appreciation
when you were here.

We had our disagreements,
on different sides of...

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Categories: appreciation, dad, thanks,

Dirty Rotten Lies

I'm done 
with all your
dirty rotten lies

thanks
for the loan


...

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Categories: thanks, fun, funny, humanity, humorous,

Thanks To the One and Only

Words of a mother melting your spirit despite it being cold. Her loving you no matter what chasing that heart of gold. 
  ...

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Categories: thanks, appreciation, dedication, depression, growing

Thanks

When I look around at all the misfortunes in the world and think, I can’t take it anymore…I stop and make myself think about all...

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Categories: thanks,

Saying Grace At Every Meal

Do you say grace at your meal?
giving thanks to God for your food
recognizing that the Lord provided it
being God who does everything good

God the great...

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Categories: food, spoken word, thanks,

Thanks Coach

Whenever I make a mistake my mind drifts to my little league coach back when I played the game…I’m sorry to say as the years...

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Categories: thanks, inspiration,

Grateful

When I wake up early i breathe to take in
A Mouthful of O2 
That's never misplaced when
I need it, I believe it, Then it Is...

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Categories: thanks, blessing, feelings, heart, life,

Miss You Wife

I've just found the love of my life,
I'm taking up golf
And getting rid of the wife.
My troubles have just started
I don't know what to do,
I...

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Categories: thanks, fun, funny, golf, humorous,

Thanks All For Smile and Laughter

All poets make me smile, laugh with awesome, at times funny, poems~ thank you

Note: I felt it would be unfair to mention one as all...

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Categories: thanks, thank you,

Fun In Learning

Relaxing myself midst a worthy accomplishment
of checking essays which became a rigorous engagement…

I drifted a while for a festive entitlement
recalling such ‘laugh-out-loud’ moment  
melting...

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Categories: thanks, appreciation, blessing, christian, humor,

Every Part

No need to cry
I will stand by your side
I'll always be down to ride

That beautiful love tide.

You will always be in my heart
I truly knew...

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Categories: thanks, joy, love, poems, poetry,

'god Blessed Us'- Thanks

How thankful can one woman really be? Is there a limit to how deep gratitude flows- a way to measure how much love I hold...

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Categories: god, thanksgiving day,

Fishes From Heaven - For If I Had a Secret Life Contest

Fishes From Heaven

I’m sorry to leave that dear husband of mine
But Ted will be fine with his rod, reel and line
His love for his fishing...

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Categories: thanks, appreciation, death, fish, fishing,

Monkeyrium-Blessings

His monkey-fascination made him own a “monkeyrium”
There, monkeys and cousin apes in their gladdening crusade freely reign
Unlike the sea creatures in the imprisoning aquarium
The funny...

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Categories: thanks, blessing, boy, child, god,