Telly Poems - Poems about Telly

I brought a new television for my home. It was the first telly in the village ...

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I brought a new television for my home. It was the first telly in the village ...

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I've been in touch with Kelly Right now watching his telly: Time he ignores his belly: No yells of "Come Here, Nelly! Where's lost last Daughter, Shelley, Who's found a habit smelly: Her daddy starving daily And in shorts cruising gaily... True! I spoke with Kellys Laughing at things on telly....

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He could turn a Spring day into ash and brimstone. His wife zealously practiced adultery. She would join him at the pulpit, her blond hair glowing like a halo. She loved his money religiously. He was a bible thumping man of God, but his cable show was rocked by scandal. when a car salesman ran off with his angel, for many of us it...

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If you have some points to prove, You will have to your lips move, You wish to another save, Have to be The Brave, You want your things grand, Aim at Excellent Brand, You don’t need your business to weep, Not a swell time release to sleep, You like the sound of Tick-Tock, Try to acquire a speaking clock, You funnily want electric to...

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Switch off the telly Calm the nerves in your belly Release the stress from your head Don't worry about what they said Accepting ourselves though there are things we lack To have a purpose and give something back To be accepting of others our sisters and brothers It's to share warmth and laughter, that's what we're all after Breathe in the fresh cut...

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Written by Gail DeBole on March 16, 2020 There once was a kitty named Kelly Who watched his shows on the telly. When someone massaged his ears Kelly’s purr became clear And he became one cheerful felly....

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Poetry Soup – It’s Better than Telly I once had a life before all this Not one though that I do miss As all my peers took the piss Poems I just never knew Because that was before I met you I would therefore just like to say Thanks for pointing me the way To have some soup and to fill my belly Without...

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Jamie says Bish bosh Cushdy Mash everything together Simple so easy to make Nigella sucks her fingers and utters Phrases you need a dictionary to decipher But the only thing everyone wants to know Is ? Is the food actually any good Or are they talking complete crap Just using different words and accent's...

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If you were on telly, how would you feel Terrified, comfortable, or attack it with zeal Though this old boar Has been on before Still seems unnerving and a wee bit surreal...

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On the subject of an unusual protest in Croydon on Thursday... I woke up this morning And had a bright idea I’ll glue my **** to Debenhams When I’ve had some beer Then I’ll give the public A big piece of my mind Stick Dennis on my Menace On the front of my behind There’s nothing on the telly And I like to have a...

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:) What kids are watching on telly are crimes and crimes in all variety! Crimes of hate crimes of passion acting it out at shocking rate thinking in some wild fashion then ending up cell mates! When kids watch their movie heroes shoot down people with the gun they are incited...

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I called it love you called it convience I called it affection you called it an intrusion I called it heaven on earth you called it a sports car I called it romance you called it boredom I called it friendship you never bothered to call back...

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