Not Much On the Telly

On the subject of an unusual protest in Croydon on Thursday... I woke up this morning And had a bright idea I’ll glue my **** to Debenhams When I’ve had some beer Then I’ll give the public A big piece of my mind Stick Dennis on my Menace On the front of my behind There’s nothing on the telly And I like to have a shout I’m the Talent Britain’s Got Check my beaver out Nothing much to see here That’s big news to me I’m the bargain of the day Take me home for free I met that Westwood woman once I win hands down for style Talk about the ex factor I took the bloke on Kyle Last week I did Poundland I’m simply effing class I’m the prat who with a Pritt Stick Glued a window to her **** by Gail