Not Much On the Telly
On the subject of an unusual protest in Croydon on Thursday...
I woke up this morning
And had a bright idea
I’ll glue my **** to Debenhams
When I’ve had some beer
Then I’ll give the public
A big piece of my mind
Stick Dennis on my Menace
On the front of my behind
There’s nothing on the telly
And I like to have a shout
I’m the Talent Britain’s Got
Check my beaver out
Nothing much to see here
That’s big news to me
I’m the bargain of the day
Take me home for free
I met that Westwood woman once
I win hands down for style
Talk about the ex factor
I took the bloke on Kyle
Last week I did Poundland
I’m simply effing class
I’m the prat who with a Pritt Stick
Glued a window to her ****
by Gail
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