Funny Teen Poems

I must have had a wild time last night.
I don't remember it all, or any of it actually.
But there are cookies in my right-hand over
the...

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*written for my daughter Erin's birthday, to be sung by her boyfriend and his band(??)



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Am I wrong,
Or has the world went upside down.
What happened to all? I wonder.

While I said "hello" to my bestie,
He replied "hi" through messenger.
What happened...

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The last time that you saw me
It was all but six years ago
So you'll probably find it funny
That I'm still the girl you know

The last...

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Funny the way it was then
Feisty teen who loved sweets
Fine icebox fruitcake served
Fruit quite different mixed
From citrus~lemons, limes
Flipped fruit flew from teen's lips
Fantasy taste was...

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I miss you, 
like the sky misses the stars.
like the streets when there are no cars.
like a government that has no laws,
like music, when it...

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Some boys forget their mom's words,
they leave for school in a mad rush
with uncombed hair looking like nerds;
in the classroom they have a crush.
Liz, their...

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Sara tiptoes across
The kitchen floor
To get some heat
She opens the oven door

Sheets in the window
Sara calls them curtains
Mind weary, Soul hurtin'
Sara

Sara lives by the train...

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I guess technology and social media really has a great impact on our lives,
I lost my phone and now i'm having sleepless nights
Save yourself from...

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the kids are acting funny, honey.

they like to play out in the fields.

they don’t care about our money

or how much our company yields.

they want to...

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One Direction asked JLS inquiringly, 
Why they couldn’t all look like Aston, 
So Marvin announced that they all could, 
If they thought their body was...

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Old brown
Ghost town

Bright light
Scary sight

Severed head
Lying in bed

No fuss
Just us

 Old tale
Past stale

Just teens
Set scenes

For fun
‘twas done

Old tricks
For kicks

New moon
Too soon

New day
More play
...

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Getting ready to go to the big school
Was such a worrying thing
I heard grim tales of bullies
The teachers and the cane
And when I saw the...

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I was the outcast in the corner
separated from my peers
purely by their fears
always compared to another
I never measured up
smart, funny, popular they were
I was none...

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buck wild
rodeo style
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PENNED ON AUGUST 14, 2014!...

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Stop starting a fire and feeding the fire that you can't even put out. 
You know you are being bluntly dumb founded and stupidly ignorant.
There...

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It's funny really

You used to talk to me like that

Those words you said to me, are verbatim to her

That sense of devotion given to me,...

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Here's a tale I've told before
about a silly teenager.
She should have walked into a door
cos' her sense of pride was in danger.

She bought a hot...

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Every day I go on Facebook to check on my wall, I just stare and wonder if I even know you people at all. 
I...

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With words alone they knock me off my feet
At class they push me around and call me freak
Should I do the same, sell drugs on...

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