Technical Poems

TECHNICAL KISS

           



          - It was just a technical kiss !
            so said the blushing moon...
          when

Experiencing Technical Difficulties

I've never twitted on Tweeter
nor am I an Instagrammarian
I've searched on Goggle
but cannot find MyFace on the interweb
I ask "how do I find the North Star?"
and get 4,460,000,000 hits, mostly ads
for an ice cream bar called "The Big Dipper"
so I go make some toast and eat lunch
at least I can work a toaster
  

Technical Trick

The worldwide media's fake news 
Is badly made to abuse, 
Trying its trick to confuse.

Technical Support-

Technical expertise
Developed running feet
'It's that technical,' I muttered
Pass the tech-bites spread the butter
Blinded lights under cover
Quiet support, LabQuest voice
TECHNICAL SUPPORT
My electronics, I could not awaken
I crave the calculating, 
Competent competence
My electronics, I could not awaken
Much I marveled the technical expertise
that splendid, splendid computing
Pass the tech-bites spread the butter
Blinded lights under cover
Quiet support, LabQuest voice
TECHNICAL SUPPORT
Ah,

Technical Difficulties

Technical difficulties happen rarely
Not like the old days that made us hairy
Black and white
Focus out of sight
Tolerated it but still made us edgy

Technical Difficulty Zooming Into Meeting

Regarding yours truly
he experienced setback
amplified by Luddite propensity
nostalgic longing for simpler age
bring back horse and buggy
better yet find me a mancave
and/or apprise me
ideally via email
Flintstone web page modality

allowing, enabling, and providing
excellent linkedin access
whereby augmented
and/or augmented reality
telecommunication simulation
delivers, exports, and ferries lame poetaster
to small town America
a place that time forgot and

the decades cannot improve
within which dwell
strong

I Am Sorry, To Pat, of Edmonton, N 18 and Tottenham Technical College, N 17, London, Circa 1961

To me there is not justice in this world,
and no God awaiting us either.
So who, therefore, could freely harm an innocent soul,
and then each night sleep in peace for ever after?

For though many things that a man has done,
may well lie dormant through the passing years,
as if safe in a long-forgotten silence,
on some calm morning,
say

Technical Difficulties

We walk 
And Talk
And walk a block

AHHH! A ROCK!
What a shock!

I trip and my phone flies up like a airplane
And the phone cries,"Oh no! This is not a good game!"

It dives down to the ground
It surely dies!

"I'm okay!" The phone celebrates.

Age of Technical Wizardry

We live in an age of technical wizardry
Like it or not we must master these mysteries
It's a strain on our brain
Often utter words profane
Pretty sure my brain has sustained a serious injury


© Jack Ellison 2016

Swimming - a Non Bilateral Technical Mantra

stroke, roll,
stroke, roll,
breath

climbing along the water's surface,
body turning on a skewer,
breathing bubbles,
exhaling fully,
metronomic to a viewer

stroke, roll,
stroke, roll,
breath

fingertips, wrist and elbow angled
each below the other in turn
break the surface
then pushing forward
spinning the torso in return

stroke, roll,
stroke, roll,
breath

catch before the full arm extension
pulling along the "railway track"
feel the water
hard on the forearm
and spinning the body right

Nothing Further-Technical Layout

Nothing further can be said. 
No more shall now be spoken

from dispassion's distant bed. 
Nothing further can be said, 

as such deals are, by the dead, 
struck mute. So even broken, 

nothing further can be said. 
No more shall now be spoken.

Technical Troubles

technical troubles
should be corrected Thursday
miss Poetry Soup

Technical Hitch

If you fly with an African airline, start praying
This is a true story, you will know what I’m saying
It happened in Kenya in the town Kisumu
Forty-four passengers in a plane with nothing to do

Just when the pilot got the all clear to fly
The passengers hear the engines die
Apparently, the pilot had spotted an flat tyre

Technical Support

How could I survive without a computer, only heaven knows!
'Tis a necessary tool for my poetical verse to compose.
Today, the beast went down again, wouldn't you know it,
Just as I received a brilliant revelation so vital to a poet!

My technical aptitude is meager but I did try to reboot.
That was the extent of my expertise

Technical Difficulties

You give me inspiration
like no other
An electronic that I fear
could yet be my best connection ever
I'll take it slow
so I don't blow my cover

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