What's the Deal with Tarzan?
Tim Roth gets shot, and what emerges? Blood.
His innards act like wrecked intestines should.
Those fifties-movies injuns really suck,
with tactics redolent of Donald Duck!
“The whiteys circle wagons, as we feared:
so let’s just ride around them – get mown down!”
You’d see more bloodshed watching Charlie Brown.
And why does Tarzan never grow a beard?
Tim Robbins plans a prison
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Categories:
tarzan, culture,
Form: Rhyme
Categories:
tarzan, appreciation, beautiful, body, men,
Form: Free verse
Tarzan and Jane
TARZAN AND JANE
Tarzan loved Jane
And, in spite of the pain,
Thought she’d be impressed
If he beat his chest.
Jane thought him strange,
A bit deranged.
When she heard him greet her,
Thought it was Cheetah
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Categories:
tarzan, love,
Form: Clerihew
Tarzan of All Trades
Raised by apes as a
feral child in the wild,
was as a young man
discovered by a rich American
anthropologist hiker who was retired,
taken back by plane
to his new homeland,
he started assimilating
by wearing regular attire,
they tutored him how to
read and write, and
after several years he
finally got to graduate,
landed a job at the local zoo,
he had to feed and
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Categories:
tarzan, adventure, africa, animal, career,
Form: Light Verse
Tarzan the Jungle Ape Man
Living in he jungle, no fear to hold,
fighting, always standing bold.
Piloting in the breeze,
swinging on vines through the trees.
His best friends, the creatures there,
to each other they are fair.
As the great one echoes his call,
these creatures, in line they fall.
Ready to help in time of need,
lining up for their great stampede.
How this hero came to
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Categories:
tarzan, animal, tiger, tree,
Form: Lyric
Tarzan
There was a young man named Tarzan
Who could only speak jungle jargon
Until he met Jane
Then his heart was a flame
But all she could say was pardon
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9th April 2015
All Rights Reserved
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Categories:
tarzan, adventure, humor,
Form: Limerick
Tarzan, King of the Apes
TARZAN, KING OF THE APES
(Or, I’ve Never Told Anyone)
I’ve never told anyone
he was my best friend
and we
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Categories:
tarzan, friendship,
Form: Narrative
A Tarzan Whimp
A TARZAN WHIMP
Some folks see me as a JUMBO SHRIMP
But a TARZAN WHIMP is who I be
Who cares what others say?
Not I!
LORD, LEAVE LOSERS to speculate
How a short woman could have goals so high
MANY MAGICAL, MYSTERIOUS MOUNTAINS I scale
Much to the dismay of IGNORANT WISEMEN
Watch me paddle my canoe around the world
SEE SUPERMAN SIGH as
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Categories:
tarzan, adventureme, me,
Form: Free verse
Categories:
tarzan, funny,
Form: Light Verse
"tarzan"
now here in the jungle
were the apes swing
to the made music
of a human being
with the call of the wild
there dancing around in ape style
dressed in his best
with not a thing on his chest
just a loin cloth
to cover up the rest
come join in tap your feet
to the beat
of the jungle
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Categories:
tarzan, black african american, funny,
Form: I do not know?