Take A Crap Poems - Poems about Take A Crap

...I know a hag who begs for loot She is wheelchair bound like me too Her soft skills are fake, this ol' koot. I ask her to stop, do I seem rude? The staff tell her to stop this crap One dude in ......Read the rest...

...The hassle of Insomnia Is like foolish dogs in paranoia Over things they can't understand Like barking in a magic wand When will their foolishness stop Doing things that are all crap, Min......Read the rest...

...Today's Mother's Day Cafe closed, I scream. Going bonkers place to place wheelchair bound. To irked to do whatnot I let off steam , Saturday, same crap. I wheelchair around. Last week Cafe close......Read the rest...

...It’s funny to look at creatives, painters, writers, musicians and such, look back across their bodies of work, and laugh at how much of it is luck, that things they put their whole soul into now......Read the rest...

...A piece of brown crap metal What could I do with it? I did not know, but I knew I would have to try Since it was free, I lugged it home Seashells with holes Discarded by a button factory Thou......Read the rest...

... A Petrchan sonnet) The. Dems or ‘cons two sides of the same bit Vote I would never do. A waste of time I have better things to do‘on my dime Both parties suck ass and they stink like s*it ......Read the rest...

...You Can't You Can't Fool All Of the People All of the Time. Oh, Crap! Did Somebody Already Say That? Duh. -Gray Squirrel 04-27-2024......Read the rest...

... Flackmoth chuckles when he hears chickens have neither teeth nor ears. Nothing strange about that, he said? “I’m nearly deaf now and in a few years I expect no tooth left in my head. Deaf ......Read the rest...

...I;m not buying what you sell Because I can already tell Everything you say to me Isn't truthful, can't you see The interest's no longer there You're talking but I don't hear Any words my ears a......Read the rest...

...You asked, how can I laugh and live And show no sign of fear to give? In anger's grip, I too shout real loud Yet, also in tears, I burst, my fears unbound. Why be so critical then, you ask To ......Read the rest...

...We used to go shopping, you and I. Dressing room privacy, Mom corner-facing Then turn, you turn, front and back, A view from every side. Ooos and ahs . . . So pretty, Mom’s pretty daughter. Wh......Read the rest...

...Speak to me now that you are not here tell me all the things I need to hear answer my questions calm my fears come to hug me tonight tell me that I'm dear... You made me feel ugly you made......Read the rest...

...These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol History recorded leaders in wars Great men and wome......Read the rest...

...So you’re an alien Well look at you! What the hell took you so long to get….. Stupid question! Don’t answer that I mean where on Earth did you come from, erm….. Another dumb question! Fo......Read the rest...

...You feel that tension deep within your soul, momento mori, you are on a clock, inside are many stories to be told, but within your mind they seem firmly locked. The energy to take them, make them......Read the rest...