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Take A Crap Poems - Poems about Take A Crap


Dr Critic Killjoy
...kick a poet down before he or she is dead look at all their grammatical errors & failures never look at the beauty inside think of wrecking their charm take the smile away from their faces ......

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Categories: take a crap, anxiety, art, autumn,
Form: Free verse
Tsunami
...I'm dealing with a personal earthquake My stomach start to rumble and my knees started to shake Their shaking so bad that when I walk it forced my direction to shift So I walk faster towards my ......

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Categories: take a crap, anxiety, art, fun, funny,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Everybody Poops
...EVERYBODY POOPS! OH CRAP!!! I must go see a man about a dog. Drop a log in he water. Gotta hurry, its Prairie Doggin’ Cop a squat Ease the squeeze Take a crap (or better yet – ......

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Categories: take a crap, humor, life,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Free Power - Part Two
...from press confounding conférences from the Secur......

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Categories: take a crap, political, satire,
Form: Free verse
Some People Akin To J a Have No Clue What a Genius Poet I Am
...HEY, J.A! THERE ARE THE ONES IN A PEW WHO MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE AND THERE AIN'T A THING I SAY ABOUT HIS GOD I CARE TO REBUKE THEY PRAY AND ACTUALLY THINK THAT'S THE WAY WHEN IN ACTUALITY THEY ARE STR......

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Categories: take a crap, angst, me, me,
Form: Monorhyme



My Decay
...first stage I am decaying Right in this very moment Actually tasting, enjoying the very process of it Shrinking, dehydrating Burning some high dangerous levels of vitality Wasting layers My......

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Categories: take a crap, introspection
Form: I do not know?
Fatter and Fatter
...What the hey?? I'M TURNING GREY please be kind AND LOCK AWAY Dorito chips and Pringles too MY GUT REVEALS and so do you!! Jello gelatin for my waist ADVENT AGE to embrace Who can fight thes......

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Categories: take a crap, funny, age, age,
Form: Free verse

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