Tailpipe Poems - Poems about Tailpipe

...On April seventh there'll be an anniversary. Not one in which we celebrate with balloons or confetti... sweet cakes, songs or garish parades. It will be 6 serrated months, since terrorist raped ......Read the rest...

...By Chad Carlson Today I looked at my life in rewind Found the good in mostly bad times Smiled a lot and even laughed a little Until I got to the part in the middle So much pain in the decade o......Read the rest...

...hey, everybody, this is old Billy Bob, here over there in them cute Billy Jeans well, I just woke up this morning and looked up towards the sky blue mirror meanwhile, down the road, I see an im......Read the rest...

...Tessa's Thighs Hey Tessa babe come and kill me with your sexy oversize thighs! The CIA is after you. Reason: your oversize thighs! I see you in your cut down jeans. So awesomely fecking sexy. Se......Read the rest...

... The lazy consciences of the long yawn, credulity class work so hard to be an American Idle “Care less” is their toga motto You gotta have Roman candle aspiration Pleb effigy be the......Read the rest...

...A father went to clean his car, All covered up in snow. For company, he had his son, Eleven years, in tow. The temperature was freezing So the dad thought he should sit Inside the toasty car To warm......Read the rest...

...As just-hitched kids, we drove a Model T Ford with a crank for the engine, and a running board. My big brother sold us his old carriage as a first car for a brand new marriage. Never mind it w......Read the rest...

...The very first automobile that I ever owned, Was a 1937 Ford sedan that was many times preowned! I bought it when I was a junior in high school as I recall. It would do about 55 miles per hour wit......Read the rest...

...you tell me that I need blue jeans cause the tailpipe gets so hot you say I need to wear leather boots in case we should go down you slather me with sunscreen to protect me from wind and sun yo......Read the rest...

...I used to get mistletoe Each and every year Lost the man who brought to me But I knew it had to be near. Load up the kids In an ugly old van Chains, food, and blankets Who needs a man? W......Read the rest...

...(This is a fictional poem) A man fell in love with his brand new Rolls-Royce. But he soon made a very bad choice. He thought kissing a car would be the same as kissing a woman but he soon lear......Read the rest...

...litter of leaves by the side of the road, yellowing paper, soggy with last night’s beer, spilled from a bottle thrown from a car and smashed in the gutter. dead something-or-other, maybe a mouse,......Read the rest...