I’m sorry, honey.
O.K. I accept your apology.
No, wait. Hold on.
What is it?
I mean it. I'm really sorry.
Are you?
Yes, I am.
How would I know?
I’ve thought about what I’ve done.
That’s it?
And I’m never going to do it again
Even if you find yourself in the same situation?
Yes, even then. … I'm determined to overcome my baser instincts!
Even if there's no one there to catch you transgressing?
Yes. Even if I'm by myself.
Then you really are sorry.
And ashamed of myself, before God, for letting you down, honey.
Thank you. I accept your apology now whole-heartedly.
Let's go to synagogue now. Let us praise God and ask for His forgiveness, that we may atone for all of our sins...
Frog Who Hugged a Synagogue
Minora candles were on long log,
Had been found by famous frog;
Cream of crop;
Liked to hop;
Did drank grog in a synagogue
Jim Horn
Lord a Rabbi said Africans
have no culture
Does he not know his religion
is an African religion
Synagogue Of Satan
We are gathered here
tonight
to worship the one
before whom there is no pretense
One of our congregants
has been stricken
Therefore we must
direct our hearts to him
Together we must ask
for healing
We must ask the
giver of our Torah for mercy
for our spiritual brother
Shabbat has come
Peace enters into our lives
Compassion must be
our guide this evening
As we chant the Sh'ma
Our focus should be on one
who cannot be present tonight
Life is "the dream that flies away"
according to the prayerbook
Step up and chant fervently
For the ultimate power of healing
is not in mortal hands
Shabbat Shalom